blake

im here to laugh

[blake @blake_bise]

Ted Bundy: *cuts his hair*

Police:

[RUSS @russdiemon]

I literally have no idea who that is

[blake @blake_bise]

Me

[hil @plume__]

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

[blake @blake_bise]

@CatherineVines THANK YOU

[blake @blake_bise]

@peyt0nnic0le @AaronRodgers12 🙄

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone https://t.co/Epd3tjKlut

[blake @blake_bise]

@peyt0nnic0le Okay grinch

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

October vs November

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

me and the gang on halloween

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Slow down, you’re doing fine

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st

[blake @blake_bise]

@peyt0nnic0le Damn thanks

[Associate Prof @AsstProfLife]

The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle

[Peyton Moore @peyt0nnic0le]

Were you raised rapping every word of cowboy by kid rock or are you normal

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The Supreme Court won’t force you to wear a mask in a pandemic — but it’ll force you to bear a child.

[blake @blake_bise]

As a server, I’m absolutely gonna start doing this

[reem @reemvil]

obsessed w this lady at the Vietnamese restaurant i just ordered from where i asked for extra sauce and she said one is enough

[Zoe @zoeyaeko]

Hot girls love tulips