This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun
Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was
This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
THE EXECUTIONER’S PROBLEM
SHOCKING FACT: Why didn’t the Romans just produce the body?
The easiest way for the Roman Empire and the Jewish Sanhedrin to crush Christianity in 33 AD was simple: produce the corpse of Jesus.
The tomb was sealed with a Roman stamp. It was guarded by an elite squad of soldiers. Yet, weeks later, the Apostles were preaching the Resurrection in the exact same city where Jesus was killed. The authorities used bribes, beatings, and executions to stop them but they never produced the body.
Because the tomb was empty.
Drop a 🔥 if you serve a living King!