Blake Helstein

[andrew @andrewj_gomez]

#VolcanoBay is always 🅱️wesome.

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

i can't believe nintendo just showed game of the year 2018

[The DesertPogona. @DesertPogona]

he has arrived.

[Butch Hartman @realhartman]

whoa has anyone zoomed into the silhouettes from the smash trailer??

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/AiYGBQLaGW

[Lloyd Doggett @RepLloydDoggett]

Another day, another shooting, indeed, multiple shootings today, while Congress sits in the grip of the NRA, incapable of making the slightest gesture toward reasonable gun safety.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Mint chocolate should be illegal.

[Charlie Daniels @CharlieDaniels]

Hey Taco Bell
The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject

[Spence @SpenceDen]

Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#HappyHeroDays! 12 prizes, 12 days.

DAY 6: Junkertown Xbox One S. RT to enter to win the sweepstakes!

📜 https://t.co/TlBppne8dV

[Bruce Greene @brucegreene]

I often wonder if anyone with a modicum of power in this world isn't motivated by greed.

[LILJON @LilJon]

YEAHHHHHHH https://t.co/QNBlZK15lb

[Netflix @netflix]

Netflix supports strong #NetNeutrality. We oppose the FCC's proposal to roll back these core protections.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LMg4mj6LFn

[Nick Martucci @BlunderingIdiom]

Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.