Blake

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

I’m glad the NFL is cracking down on this.

Kids watch these games. No need for stuff like this in the NFL presented by DraftKings.

Let the kids find out about beer the way they should… through the hundreds of NFL sponsored Bud Light commercials per game.

[Jonathan Stewart @Jonathanstewar1]

Good lawd!!

[cameron skattebo @camskattebo5]

Thank you everyone for the support!! Surgery went well. I just want to thank the city of Philly for taking the best care of me. Every moment I spent in the hospital with family and friends I felt loved and supported in every way❤️ thank you to the doctors, surgeons, and staff that did their best work on me.
This is just the beginning of my journey and I can’t wait to show you guys all about it!!!
GOD has a plan for me , stick the course and it will all work itself out , BRB 🫡 #LFG

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Mr. Cig, visits a hospital patient with free samples of unfiltered smoking pleasure, 1948.

[Reginald IV @RealRCIV]

Crazy that Leo the XIV made his entrance in the most Chicago way possible

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Now it's five with the exact same words. Incredible.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

they said "mr president, we think a bunch of west coast schools are good enough to play big10 defenses in january"

i said "are you nuts?!"

and now we see oregon, it's been a disaster. the dainty ducks, i call them. they show up in these flamboyant sparkly uniforms every week. they say "we have the shiniest helmets. no football team has more chrome on their heads than we do."

but as soon as they run into our beautiful corn-fed midwestern linebackers, they fail very badly

they're getting schlonged, it's an embarrassment

they have to go back, folks. these pacific coast schools are poisoning the blood of our great conference and we're going to end it on january 20th

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Wait, stealing is a felony now?" - Prop. 36 is the best thing CA voters ever did

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể @TheThe1776]

If anyone needs a good laugh, watch these two Mexican guys telling President Trump to please don’t deport them. OMG, this is hilarious😆. I’m DED🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Stanford hit a shot from midfield to walk off Notre Dame and it may have caused a heart attack in the booth

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇺🇸 “Asked a question as to why Bill Gates & China are allowed to buy up all the farmland in our Country?”

Listen to RFK Jnr explain.

[Alexandros Marinos 🏴‍☠️ @alexandrosM]

If you voted Democrat and you are feeling that the election result is truly horrifying, do this one simple thing for your mental health:

Write down your fears of what might happen in the next 4 years on a piece of paper.

Re-read and check in on them every few months.

It will be a constant source of relief to you when you see that your fears will not, in fact, come true.

Then start asking why you had those fears in the first place and how you can prevent them from forming the next time.

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Two weeks ago he was just a humble fry cook and now he's about to be the President Elect of the United States.

God bless America.

[Blake @blakebootz]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Never forget

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨ELON MUSK: "It's pretty wild that a tiny tax on tea started the revolution and now we get the living daylights taxed out of us and theres no revolution. You get taxed on what you earned, you get taxed on what you buy, and you get taxed on what you own. Taxes, taxes, taxes, and what does it get spent on? That's why we need to reduce the size of government."

[e-beth @ebeth360]

Making America Great Again

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Florida boys get pulled over after wake surfing through the streets in Florida.

The men were surfing on Desoto Parkway in Satellite Beach.

Epic 🔥