Blake Ells

Associate Editor, Country Insider. Bylines: @RollingStone @nodepression @TasteOfCountry @thebootdotcom @aldotcom “The Harry Styles of Alabama.” - @dppnation

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

Pin this as my own.

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

Just spent $10 on a 12-ounce Pabst Blue Ribbon CMA Fest is here babyyyyyyy

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthletic: The hottest Instagram spot in Manhattan isn’t a new restaurant or bagel shop. It’s a subway entrance.

What started as a weekend paint job by two MTA workers has become an instant attraction for Knicks fans. https://t.co/XFcjJft6Io

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@clothingweapon @offbeatorbit sure thx fr yr help fup

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@6pintsofkramer I always loved Selma.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Michael Stipe and Andrew Watt teamed up for a performance of their recent song, “I Played the Fool" on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'

Watch: https://t.co/SeFEbaojUD

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@offbeatorbit “hipster” was just dorks that discovered a band first. Or even a coffee shop or IPA first. It wasn’t a “look.” Until it was. The word was just a big mess.

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

WAIT NO

[billboard @billboard]

Milli Vanilli’s Fab Morvan Drops Out of Great American State Fair: ‘It Turned Into a Circus’
https://t.co/4SyLYaN8GK

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@offbeatorbit I mean, the word “hipster,” itself, also has nothing to do with shopping at American Apparel.

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

The headline wrote itself!

[Tennessean @Tennessean]

Outback Steakhouse sued for $1.5M after diner slips on mashed potatoes https://t.co/bjXzTJoqFh

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

I've got Siskel & Ebert's Worst of 1991 show playing. Siskel really works himself into a frenzy about Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Ends up reading the names of the whole behind-the-scenes team.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Hunger

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

Britney Spears (3) was in more episodes of “How I Met Your Mother” than any of these people (1).

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

Brief list of people in as many “HIMYM” episodes as Nick Pasqual:

Conan O’Brien
Michael Bloomberg
Danny Glover
Matt Walsh
Geddy Lee
Jason Priestley
Jon Heder (as Narshall)
Billy 4 Johnston (yes, 4)
Spencer Pratt
Heidi Klum
Phil Simms
Ralph Macchio
“Weird” Al Yankovic
Mike Tyson

[TMZ @TMZ]

'How I Met Your Mother' Actor Nick Pasqual Gets 32 Years To Life For Stabbing Ex https://t.co/CxfmUN0ojl

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

I LOVE VERMONT
AND NOW IT HAS THE CHEAPEST TIX

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Noah Kahan Helped Push Vermont Ticket Scalping Bill Into Law https://t.co/4pZa3sYr5f

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@AP look am I getting my Milli Vanilli concert or not

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

@TheAuburner @WarOnDumb I mean, he was probably living in Alabama in 2018. He didn’t have any other job.

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

But does he also “currently” apologize?

[Nick Kelly @_NickKelly]

Here’s the apology letter Aden Holloway wrote as part of his application for the second-chance program

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

A first ballot Dumb Guy Hall Of Famer. Just a beautiful imbecile.

[Blake Ells @blakeells]

who is everybody gonna vote for to be the los angeles mayor today