Blake Savage

Celebrate rarely. Grind daily.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

I just wish ESPN had more 115 pound women that have never played one single down of football, giving their expert opinion on the college & NFL decision making process

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

I’ll never forget that despite all his antics & posturing…….Kansas still covered

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Never Forget when Baker Mayfield went off on Kansas after they refused to shake his hand 👀

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

What do you think will “kill you later” more rapidly? The effects of delayed gastric emptying or being morbidly obese with fatty liver disease?

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

9. There was no way to test what long term affect delayed gastric emptying had on anyone.

That's the only thing people want to know: Is it going to kill me later?

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Genghis Khan changed the carbon footprint of the Earth because he killed so many people. That seems a little influential to me?

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History

1. Jesus
2. Napoleon
3. Muhammad
4. William Shakespeare
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. George Washington
7. Adolf Hitler
8. Aristotle
9. Alexander the Great
10. Thomas Jefferson
11. Henry VIII of England
12. Charles Darwin
13. Elizabeth I of England
14. Karl Marx
15. Julius Caesar
16. Queen Victoria
17. Martin Luther
18. Joseph Stalin
19. Albert Einstein
20. Christopher Columbus
21. Isaac Newton
22. Charlemagne
23. Theodore Roosevelt
24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
25. Plato
26. Louis XIV of France
27. Ludwig van Beethoven
28. Ulysses S. Grant
29. Leonardo da Vinci
30. Augustus
31. Carl Linnaeus
32. Ronald Reagan
33. Charles Dickens
34. Paul the Apostle
35. Benjamin Franklin
36. George W. Bush
37. Winston Churchill
38. Genghis Khan
39. Charles I of England
40. Thomas Edison
41. James I of England
42. Friedrich Nietzsche
43. Franklin D. Roosevelt
44. Sigmund Freud
45. Alexander Hamilton
46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
47. Woodrow Wilson
48. Johann Sebastian Bach
49. Galileo Galilei
50. Oliver Cromwell
51. James Madison
52. Gautama Buddha
53. Mark Twain
54. Edgar Allan Poe
55. Joseph Smith, Jr.
56. Adam Smith
57. David, King of Israel
58. George III of the United Kingdom
59. Immanuel Kant
60. James Cook
61. John Adams
62. Richard Wagner
63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
64. Voltaire
65. Saint Peter
66. Andrew Jackson
67. Constantine the Great
68. Socrates
69. Elvis Presley
70. William the Conqueror
71. John F. Kennedy
72. Augustine of Hippo
73. Vincent van Gogh
74. Nicolaus Copernicus
75. Vladimir Lenin
76. Robert E. Lee
77. Oscar Wilde
78. Charles II of England
79. Cicero
80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
81. Francis Bacon
82. Richard Nixon
83. Louis XVI of France
84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor
85. King Arthur
86. Michelangelo
87. Philip II of Spain
88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
89. Ali, founder of Sufism
90. Thomas Aquinas
91. Pope John Paul II
92. René Descartes
93. Nikola Tesla
94. Harry S. Truman
95. Joan of Arc
96. Dante Alighieri
97. Otto von Bismarck
98. Grover Cleveland
99. John Calvin
100. John Locke

Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013.

Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Zero chance on planet Earth that Conor or Jones take a back seat to Topuria vs Islam. Zero.

[UPFRONT MMA @upfrontmma]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

The UFC White House MAIN EVENT Card has been REVEALED to select influencers!!

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

@frontrowbrian Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Can’t handle the gimmick

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Per my experience with corporate Human Resources, this usually means that he gets fired and she gets a promotion….

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Astronomer CEO caught cheating with his HR chief during a Coldplay concert in Boston.

Both are married with kids.

Andy Byron cheated on his wife, Megan Kerrigan Byron.

Kristin Cabot cheated on her husband, Kenneth C Thornby.

Pieces of shit.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

@MrTestoestrogen If Masvidal’s knee had missed, Askren would have mopped the floor with his face for 15 minutes

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

This dude will literally fight ANYWHERE other than the octagon

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Conor McGregor training in front of a whole crowd on the beach today 👀

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Uncle Lorenzo’s yacht parked in the Cabo San Lucas Marina today

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

Julianna Peña is a +500 underdog this weekend meaning that if you bet just $100 on her to win, you will lose $100

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Winning a golf tournament for $4 million and your wife handing you a baby with a poop stain square in the middle of his back is peak dad life.

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Glue Factory

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

What would you name your racehorse?

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

And it got rained out today anyway. You were fucked from Jump Street homie…

[Josh Knauer @jknauer42]

I was supposed to be at the Masters today. Instead, due to a baffling mix of fraud and/or misunderstanding, I had my tickets cancelled and am currently banned from attending again. Here's my story - and a plea for help🧵

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Old enough to remember when the last POTUS vowed to eliminate all gas vehicles in favor of 100% electric, and now all his supporters are vandalizing & painting swastikas on Teslas. Oh the hypocrisy……

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Old enough to remember when the Dow dropped 600 points under the last POTUS and the GOP claimed that was a clear indication of a recession. Today it’s “hey, don’t look at your 401k, it’s the long game. This will all work out.” Yes, it will, but the hypocrisy is staggering.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

@frontrowbrian He’s never fighting again

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

Bet on Jon Jones

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

What's the single best gambling lesson you've learned over the years that still sticks with you today?

For me it was a longtime pro telling me when I started don't stew over missing a winner because there will always be another good bet to make tomorrow

[Oddessa @MMAOdds]

Mike can't win. There, I said it.

[Blake Savage @blakesavagemma]

⁦@KegsnEggs⁩ Hang it in the Louvre