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@Finumus1 @waterboystocks Best comment on X today. I dare someone to find one better.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

This is what honest people do when they get into positions of power in the government, but 99.9% are just addicted to the position. Think of all the people who have been lying to you, and those who are covering up for them.

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@RightWingDad Five Guys is literally the best burger there is…It’s better than the burger I cook, it’s better than the $40 Wagyu burger at a Michelin restaurant, better than a diner burger at 2 am, and better than In N Out.

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@_josephine0_ Toilet Paper.

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@lindseyyok Hi. We Americans invented backflips on 250cc, 215 lb motorcycles at 60 mph…we will kindly do them to show how badass we are. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@OleTimeHardball I love how there’s never a poll for best Special Teams player because everyone knows Hester has ZERO competition…other than @SnapFlow69

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@GuntherEagleman That glove don’t fit.

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@OleTimeHardball It’s MJ. All the other guys would be random players in today’s game(s.)

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@uscfan981 If you were around in the 80’s, early 90’s, you would know Larry is ranked wayyy too low.

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@barstoolsports Was a little off put when I saw this, then my American blood started flowing and my first thought was, Hell yeah we were the first country to backflip a f$cking motorcycle, put that shit at the White House and make those lib tears flow.

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@barstoolsports We did it!

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

The German soccer player just left Buc-ee’s. Now take him to Bass Pro and show him the AR-15s.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

Markets:

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@FreddyLA7 We’re the best country. It settled.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

There’s an eagle flying around the stadium

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the craziest stadium I’ve ever been to, and I’ve been to a lot of ones.

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@ClayTravis Federal Gov doesn’t belong in college sports.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m actually pretty pissed at how badly they’ve bungled America 250. First they tried to invite Milli Vanilli and a bunch of other absurdly washed up geriatric one hit wonders. Then when that didn’t work they decided to convert the event into a Trump rally where Trump will talk about himself for 90 minutes. This should have been a massive, raucous celebration of the country and its 250 year history. Now it will be a political rally identical to the ten million other ones we’ve already seen.

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@steakshapiro Any Five Guys location serves a better burger than this list.