Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse

a love letter to the genre. possible asshole.

[Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse @BlakeyRouse]

My letterboxd rating system:

½ - thought it was funny
1 - thought it was funny
1½ - thought it was funny, kinda liked it
2 - kinda liked it, thought it was funny
2½ - liked it a bit, also funny
3 - liked it, funny
3½ - funny and liked it
4 - funny
4½ - funny
5 - very funny

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

the beatles should have recorded an album called gamestop pussy

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

my life a jonathan richman song

[Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse @BlakeyRouse]

i bet it feels soooo good to be pregnant in the hot tub

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

paying two homeless guys $30 to recreate the wish you were here album cover

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

This was one of the first things I ever noticed in the world.

[: @sn0oozey]

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

what if bob dylan weighed 400 pounds

[Greg Burnham @GregHBurnham]

It's called samsara baby get used to it

[Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse @BlakeyRouse]

they/them erika kirk reveal

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Erika Kirk has canceled their Georgia TPUSA event appearance over serious threats

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Keep honking… I’m penning my magnum opus!

[gray🫀 @gr4y06]

I be watching always sunny with my MEAT out

[eve @csiirac]

If They Sleepin On You Tuck Em In

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

penny lane there is a barber doing boozy fades

[Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse @BlakeyRouse]

alright

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

OVERLIGHTS is the longest word whose letters form a symmetrical set in the alphabet

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

3 months no gilligan’s island porn

[Blake “Waterfowl” Rouse @BlakeyRouse]

told a guy he looked like chevy chase at work today and he threw hot coffee in my face, or rather that’s what it felt like when he didn’t say anything

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I feel like pH paper is the ultimate litmus test for whether a substance is acidic or not

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

*to my student who will one day become a famous rapper* You will never amount to anything

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Me and the boys are already tailgating for Shen Yun