This is not The Onion. This is not AI. This is not even Idiocracy.
This...is John Cafaro, the guy who got the no-bid contract to re-do the defecting pool's circulation and filtering system.
He's Trump's Florida neighbor, he's a Trump donor, and he's been linked to bribery scandals.
The name of his company? Greenwater Services.
You cannot make this stuff up
It’s Fuck James Dolan today.
It’s Fuck James Dolan tomorrow.
It’s Fuck James Dolan if the Knicks three-peat.
It’s Fuck James Dolan forever.
Oh and your facial recognition technology sucks cuz I been calling you a cunt on the Internet for 20 years and was at Game 4 & the Sphere.
Not even Spike Lee could make a movie that's more inspiring than OG Anunoby's life story 🍿
Born in the UK, Anunoby lost his mom to cancer a year after he was born.
His family moved to Missouri, USA when he was 4 since his father got a job at Lincoln University.
Growing up, Anunoby initially played football to follow in his brother's footsteps.
By the time he was 8, he shifted to basketball because of his height.
He wasn't heavily recruited coming out of high school.
His college coach at Indiana Tom Crean even admitted that he only found out about OG because they saw him at a tournament while scouting another player.
At Indiana, he came off the bench his freshman season.
He was finally named a starter as a sophomore, but after 16 games he tore his ACL.
Despite the injury, OG still declared for the 2017 NBA draft and was taken by the Raptors with the 23rd pick.
Just as OG finally got his big break, his father passed away a year later 😢
When the Raptors won the title in 2019, he had to watch it all unfold from the sidelines as he had to miss the entire postseason due to an emergency appendectomy.
But just as he always has, OG never used his setbacks as an excuse 😤
He was traded to the Knicks in 2023 and secured the bag with a five-year, $212.5 million contract in the offseason.
2 years later, he's an NBA champion and a New York hero.
For everything life threw at him, OG Anunoby could've easily folded.
But instead of breaking, he built himself into a champion 🙌🏆
“Real Knicks fans” know Dolan is an asshole and the Knicks won this title in spite of him not because of him
Throwing shade at Zohran after an amazing speech was yet another shameful choice by a shameful owner
Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭
So just to be clear - Dolan says the Knicks have to go the White House to “respect the office”, but he and his son can disrespect the @NYCMayor’s office and try to humiliate @ZohranKMamdani on the most important day in decades?
GTFOH. @nyknicks@NY_KnicksPR
"If you're Jewish or non-Jewish, please, let the world know:
Jews all over the world are not responsible for the actions of the Zionist State of Israel!
Israel doesn't represent the Jewish people!"
-Rabbi Yakoov Shapiro in Jerusalem.
And our message to Israel is:
Stand alone and stand away from Jews worldwide.
Stop speaking in the name of all Jews.
You are putting Jewish communities around the world in danger.
Just get rid of that Yarlmuka.
You're not an observant Jew at all.
You don't keep Shabbos, you eat non-kosher food, you are completely secular.
Who are you trying to fool?