Michael Reilly

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@finkdontstink @wageronmajor @tharealperea To be fair, we did kind of invite ourselves to that kid’s birthday party, and ESPN Zone was way better anyways

[Tom Fink @finkdontstink]

Spring Training Observations w/ @blamecusack from TD Ballpark #Birdland

- O’s might have best hair in the AL
- McKenna kinda has a dumptruck
- Book another 30 HRs for Tony Taters
- Kjerstad is a large man
- Jays 3B Coach is a gentleman
- Stellas go down smooth in FL sun

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@Orioles Checking in from Section 33, Row 3, Seats 1-2!

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@KeithFlemming @jowrotethis @SeanFennessey @BillSimmons Then, later in the episode, Kerry says to Roman: “We were talking about getting married, and he was making arrangements about us, so could you check? He was gonna… he was gonna make a note. He was gonna write his lawyer or something. Please, can you check?”

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@KeithFlemming @jowrotethis @SeanFennessey @BillSimmons So, according to the subtitles, Karl says: “ We're not gonna let the little princess screw things up. Right, Frank? If Gerri's going to block me, I want out. I want my fucking package. I am halfway in on a Greek island with my brother-in-law.”

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@jowrotethis @KeithFlemming @SeanFennessey @BillSimmons The subtitles say “princess,” which is what I heard. Of course, I just rewatched and it and sort of heard “princes,” so it’s possible it’s just a typo.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

How did Pete Davidson get his hands on all six Infinity Stones?

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

American exceptionalism is thinking that King Kong would have any chance of beating Godzilla.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@finkdontstink @MLB Come on man, it’s not like he did something really inexcusable, like hitting a grand slam off a 3-0 pitch with a 7-run lead.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@TLoinsFanClub @SalVulcano Orange. Name one good cocktail that you can make with apple juice.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@finkdontstink Over. Anyone who accidentally hangs it under is lazy and anyone who does so intentionally is a psychopath.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@wootBre @feministabulous The whole “people tell me it’s important” thing is dumb, but I have seen lots of women with some variation of “Swipe left if you’re shorter than X” in their profile, so that’s where this is coming from.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@finkdontstink Have you seen Succession yet? It took me a few episodes to get into, but it’s easily my favorite show on television (with the possible exception of Saul) Even the theme song is incredible.

[chris kindred @itskindred]

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6, Furious 7, The Fate of the Furious, F9, Hobbes and Shaw

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@eugewarrock There's so much to unpack there that the article doesn't even bother to address the repeated misspelling of "realese" in that one tweet.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

To everyone excited about the return of Dunkaroo’s: Have you considered just buying a box of Teddy Grahams and a can of icing like an adult?

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

@kschle I pre-ordered a sweatshirt a couple of weeks ago and I felt even better about that decision after seeing Rise Of Skywalker: https://t.co/NOIqPdI5CK

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

Yoda at the end of the Revenge of the Sith vs. Yoda in Empire Strikes Back after he’s been living in a swamp on Dagobah for 20 years tells you everything you need to know about the entire state of Florida.

[Michael Reilly @blamecusack]

Sure, snow in November is less than ideal, but at least Disney+ is here just in time for me to not want to leave the house for the next 4 months.