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Firm believer in our lord and savior, Dave Filoni

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@kristalfstr @HamillHimself Tell her I got married in these shoes

[the legendary “SNL in Review” experience @SNLinReview]

Hi! Here's a fun SNL exit interview!

For the *first time*, Alex Moffat sat down to discuss his time on the show - tons of behind-the-scenes tidbits.

Thrilled to have captured these stories over at @Vulture: https://t.co/9Tjsh2uoxm

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@mtamaryland hi the elevator at Rockville is broken! And fwiw it literally always smells like pee. Metro station manager said it’s not WMATA’s problem plz helpppp

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@SNLinReview @DanPasternack Briefly**

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@drvolts With so many net zero mandates being implemented, are city mayors or municipal leaders embracing - or starting to recognize at least - new, more innovative forms of district heating? Are local governments recognizing its potential as a decarbonization tool?

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@cvspharmacy are the phones not working at your 799 Rockville pike location or are you just mistreating your employees so much they forgot how to answer phones?

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@SNLinReview

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Accidentally searched “cars kiss” instead of “cars kids” on YouTube.

People are weird.

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Just a millennial who has had two babies screaming into the void, demanding full length shirts at target

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@sepinwall Solid review!! But I think Roman was implying Kendall is infertile — adopted daughter and son from “filing cabinet guy” aka sperm bank

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My therapist asked me what activities my son would be participating in this summer so I must have tricked her into thinking I am a mom who does that????

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Trying to convince my manager to tell NYT I no longer have a physical form and therefore cannot provide a press photo

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Lena Dunham ruins everything

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Nothing beats my toddler yelling “A COCK” in the middle of the library (he loves clocks)

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@weatherwitter When I was pregnant with kid number 1 my eyebrow hairs stopped growing. It was so nice! Kid number 2 I wasn’t so lucky.

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The only risky thing I do these days is venture to Costco when neither kid has pooped yet

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The weirdest thing about Potomac is that a lot of people have Slingshots (the vehicle)

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The day has finally come where my son is stealing my @LedoPizza slices off my plate. Not sure if I should be mad or proud.

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First kid: must cover up, no one can know I feed him in the most natural way possible!!

Second kid: hello world here is my left titty

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@SNLinReview @EW 🙌

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@weatherwitter Does your neighborhood have a buy nothing group? I’ve snagged so much baby/kid stuff on mine, it’s unreal.