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[a @blamk4567]

PSA my wife is hot

[Hanna @lampspots]

Same but not

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Twitter is just a drunk diary.

[a @blamk4567]

@realkyleburwick

[novembr @remembrnovembr]

May her stomach see flatness and her ass see fatness. Amen

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Do y’all know how hard it is to be in love when you’re this obnoxious... like what if I get on his nerves

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Got sick of quarantine and made a new song for y’all. Cheers!

[vs @versuslll]

idc about your past as long as its really in the past

[JP @jpbrammer]

now, more than ever, Cowboy Take Me Away

[a @blamk4567]

@lampspots i love the words that you say though 🥺

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

this is how i’m gonna go to places when quarantine is over

https://t.co/RkpCk4jsXe

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”

[MM @montanaisntreal]

thinking about the mouse that fought a scorpion, killed it, drank the venom and then sCREAMED INTO THE NIGHT??? what the fuck

[ashley @loneIymood]

have you ever looked at someone and hoped they would stay in your life forever

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

so apparently taking a nap doesn’t make my problems go away??? shocked & upset

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk who needs to read this but you would literally look amazing with bangs and like how hard could it be to cut them yourself you know??

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

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