a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "i love tachyon from uma musu"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 tachyon career events"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out #GateKEPT
doing the "scrolling past lewd image in public but keeping the like button in view to tap it" tech, then failing the dexterity check and getting full blasted with half-naked anime women while on the bus