killingmybuzz

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[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If I were ever in a plane that was going down, I hope I would have the bravery to step up and say "Don't worry everyone, I'LL crash this plane."

[Ash J @AshAgony]

A Georgia cop was serving civil papers at someone's home when a goat got into the cop's car, began eating her papers, refused to get out the car, & then head-butted the cop to the ground when it finally did get out the car. https://t.co/CtuQGA9voX

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

#disobey #smokeweed #fuckthepolice

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

I got a leaf blower to make it easier to share my leaves with my neighbor.

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

15 years ago today. Never forget.
#dreamcast #sega #gamers #gaming @ Derp Dungeon http://t.co/qKaPgHvI77

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

Neat.
#boredom #clouds #orangesky #whitepeopleactivities @ Derp Dungeon http://t.co/hlpBqwQCEg

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The fact that science can't make a little robot that go up my ass & get my poop should embarrass & shame "President" Barack Obama everyday #

[Ash @SantanaelChan]

@blumspew that spike reference is last night's space dandy though

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

10/10 http://t.co/7LSWBdQR0o

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

I forgot I had one of these. #whitepeopleactivities

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

Fuk fuk gai

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

@MyNameIsJonas13 haha nice

[cory hasabeard @coryhasabeard]

I don't always listen to heavy music, but when I do it's always @AndrewWK or @Convergecult

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

@AdamCDriggers

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

No one cares, but I'm done with facebook and gonna do this instead from now on.
#wigglewigglewiggle http://t.co/NLllaHtADh

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

#valentine #troll #lulz #problem? http://t.co/ZZ8G26vRia

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

I still don't know what's happening in this photo.
#tbt #burfday #gravity #drunk http://t.co/A69i8fEgzi

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

#dragonbreath #breathing #fire #happybirthday #dustin #boredkids http://t.co/F5OP3JI9UM

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

#karaoke #korn #blind #awful #monday http://t.co/GeiezPyPKb

[killingmybuzz @blandrew]

My #hood is mad #festive http://t.co/5ONraG5r4g