Adam C. Driggers

Los Angeles and Florida. Love.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Banned from WalMart due to frequent overreactions to new Pop-Tart flavors.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

I will pay the bail of any sex worker of any religion who is arrested for blowing @RobSchneider. Rob is ANTI-HYGIENIC. 🤮

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I will pay the fines for any @MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
@MLB is ANTI-CHRISTIAN

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

@ShotziTCB LET ME CHOP YOUR OPPONENT TONIGHT!

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Is eating fun size candy bars microdosing?

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

The wattage of my microwave could be written across the front glass in font so big it obscures the view of my food and I couldn't tell it to you if you had a gun to my head after shooting someone else in front of me.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

My mother, Debbie, is missing and I’m terrified. I need help to search for her and put up flyers in her neighborhood. Please consider donating or sharing. Every bit counts! https://t.co/Rh3v6qJAdP

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

The Dead Milkmen: The Best Thanksgiving Ever!!! https://t.co/xMtdZPl8TI

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

For my living will I have decided that if I am ever seriously incapacitated I want Jake Paul to fight my comatose body. 6 two-minute rounds.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. https://t.co/dPTZcsujFD

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Please share the link on social media if you haven't. It really helps. https://t.co/36EAfXhJNj

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I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal to search for my missing mother, Debbie Driggers. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/3HiUuqaJBa

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

If you aren't obsessed with dirty hippies who are secretly rich porn stars just tryna make it as folk musicians on TikTok you aren't invited to my cool party for cool people. And you never will be.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

I feel like we all want Red Lopster to be around but none of us wanna actually eat there. It just makes me feel comfortable to see one every now and again; I'm not fucking going inside there. That's insane. Love those biscuits though.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Did you know if you start 2005's Loose Change and the 2001 album Pull My Chain by Toby Keith simultaneously that the music lines up to the images perfectly?

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Look at that big ol' all caps "NOT" trying to distract us from the very crucial word "all" that follows it. Not all eh? But clearly you're aware that some if not most were... thanks for adding nothing to the conversation.

[Sandra Khadhouri @sandrakhad]

@wikileaks Publication of 1000s of confidential documents were NOT all in the public interest, didn't expose wrongdoing, corruption, lies. It actually ENDANGERED lives & diplo relations. There are legit reasons for confidentiality in a democracy. Why shouldn't Julian Assange answer to this?

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

#Russia & #Israel are both currently engaged in full scale invasions of another nation--with the goal being total seizure. More dead & tortured each day. What happens next? These 2 nations have time & again shown they will continue to expand their borders by any means necessary.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

The Russian government is so corrupt they are willing to proudly announce to the world they will torture suspected criminals without trial or prosecution--letting it serve as a threat to the international community. This is how Hitler/Stalin did things.

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Russia tortured 4 suspected terrorists before parading them in front of the press--disfigured, bruised, & bloody. These men had not yet been found guilty of a crime, had not faced trial, and are now being convicted on confessions acquired via torture. #OverthrowPutin

[Adam C. Driggers @AdamCDriggers]

Absolutely Everyone:

"A 'dozen' means 12."

Bakers:

"Hear us out..."