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Under-qualified incoming IB Analyst • Pronouns: carried / interest

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[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

alright party’s over

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

This inflight entertainment is getting out of hand.

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[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

it’s almost Monday

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🎯

[litquidity @litcapital]

We need Blackstone to take America private, right-size our cost structure, clean up the capital structure, and get us ready for an IPO before the next election

[Sky @docentdemagogue]

SpaceX did this with 3/4 of Docusign’s headcount btw

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Elon hitting the switch after Trump lose

[Learacuda @Learacuda]

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[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

How it feels to take over an LBO model full of hardcodes and REFs that was left behind by an analyst who is no longer at the firm

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

help

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

JUST IN: Over $2.9 trillion has been wiped out from major indices and stocks this morning due to growing fears of a global recession.

This is the worst day for stocks since March 16, 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic fears.

[Carlos Alberto Haro @h1sort]

Data An accountant
Scientists with excel

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is the hardest picture of all time