Brian Blank

Go get that fun

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Kobe Bryant has played thru so many injuries it's ridiculous. In fact Kobe only played one game in his career healthy. He scored 81 points

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Some of you are so bad at driving that it’s starting to feel intentional

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Has any other League MVP ever been ejected in an elimination game?

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

I was so happy about the @nuggets series win until Chuck predicted them to win next series. Dang it @NBAonTNT

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

90 percent of NBA players would instantly become the most dominant NHL goalie in history

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Perhaps when I'm 34 I won't openly wonder 'maybe this Taco Bell will taste good'. It just doesn't taste good anymore

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Haven’t been on Twitter in so long. When did they add stories haha?

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

I’ve had 5 different roommates in 5 years. Not 1 of them likes sports and I end up watching @SportsCenter like a guilty pleasure when it’s completely normal to like sports and watch @SportsCenter

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Rudy Gobert had the craziest 2020 by far. Dude went from shutting down the League for months, blowing a 3-1 lead in the 1st round, and then gets rewarded with a 5 year, $208 million contract?!?!

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

I miss the days when I could fall back asleep after waking up to go to the bathroom

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Golf saved Coneheads

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

I’m a Biden over Trump and Jordan over LeBron type of person.

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

@TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS If I was alive back when Hitler died, I would have celebrated. Some people have done so much negativity that it is very difficult to feel any kind of compassion or sympathy for that person. This shithead falls into that category

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

If you aren't happy for me right now, we aren't friends

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

@NBAonTNT @SHAQ @TurnerSportsEJ is @KDTrey5 rooting for @okcthunder or @HoustonRockets ?

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

@nuggets locker room until they saw Chuck on @NBAonTNT guarantee

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

@NBAonTNT please stop letting Chuck just curse teams all willynilly

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

If America were a NBA or NFL franchise, what team is America?

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Is ‘I’ve Gone To Way More Classy Event’s as a Kid Than as an Adult - The Life Story of Brian Blank’ too long for a title?

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

Gas station near work raised blunts prices and the attendant and I both knew we’d never see each other ever again

[Brian Blank @blanknotblanks]

I sought out to do nothing today, and two showers, and just a grilled cheese later, I’ve accomplished my goal