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[La Perla @Perla_Londres]

Cada vez que enfocan a Enner Valencia me acuerdo de cuando fingió una lesión para que se lo lleve la ambulancia porque lo esperaba la policía por no pagar la pensión alimentaria de su hijo

Qué hdp jajajaja

[𝒞𝒽𝒾 𝒩ℯ 𝒟𝓊 ℐ𝒹𝒾ℊℴ 🇳🇬 🇬🇭 @eduhandsome_]

@ChuksEricE Never seen a person so doomed for life like Doris. Sowore can’t call this nuisance to order? 😂

[Esther Ann Uduma @estherannuduma]

It wasn’t until I went to Port Harcourt and saw the ones Wike was constructing in few years, that I knew that the flyover had taken so long.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ OFFICIAL: AC Milan appoint Rúben Amorim as new head coach.

“We’ve been following him for years and his style of play at Sporting is exactly what we are looking for”, says Gerry Cardinale.

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

I know this might sound harsh, but that was genuinely one of the biggest managerial disasterclasses I've ever seen.

This man called up 4 wingers and 3 strikers, only to bench all of them and start the opening World Cup game with a 5-3-2 that he hadn't used even once during the friendlies. He benched all of his forwards and lined up with 5 defenders and 5 midfielders against Sweden.

It gets worse. He played a defensive full-back who is basically a hybrid CB profile like Kounde for example and he played him as a wing-back, used our backup left-back, who arguably didn't even deserve a call-up, as a left centre-back, and after going 2-0 down by halftime, he didn't make a single substitution until the 72nd minute.

And when the changes finally came, they somehow made even less sense.

He brought on a central midfielder to play wing-back, and a left winger to play on the right, and then took off both of his defensive midfielders for an attacking midfielder and a striker. We literally finished the game with a double pivot made up of two number 10s.

I'm serious when I say this is the kind of squad management you wouldn't even see in FIFA Career Mode.

We've faced teams like England, Belgium, France, and Spain at World Cups before. We've always been underdogs. Yet somehow, our biggest defeat in World Cup history came against Sweden.

That alone should tell you everything you need to know about how badly this game was handled.

I know most of you probably don't care about Tunisia's tactical disasters, but I just needed to get this off my chest.

[Adigun! @max_benlien]

when i break up with you i make it a memorable one❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England confirm Tino Livramento will be out of the World Cup due to injury.

Trevoh Chalobah has been called up. ✅

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

He says he is waiting for direction from the government. He considers himself a law-abiding citizen who pays taxes and creates jobs for locals, so he is not leaving the country before 30 June.”

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

“prefere derrubar a muralha da china inteira na mão ou colocar o Endrick?”

Ancelotti:

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Topuria dated a whore from Miami who left him - GOT KO'D

Demetrious Johnson stayed loyal to his wife for 20 years - GOT KO'd

Conor married his highschool sweetheart - got KO'd

Only person that NEVER LOST is JON JONES who beats women

Lessons in there.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Emeka Ike Sues INEC and Wike’s Aide Lere Olayinka for ₦10 Billion Over the alleged unauthorised release of his voter registration information.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marcus Rashford formally returns to Manchester United as €30m buy option clause for Barcelona has now expired.

No decision on future yet as Barça are still keen on keeping Marcus but only on loan.

Man United taking their time to make decision.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i don’t think you wanna miss out 24th June on the internet

[Nazaré Amarga @NazareAmarga]

O treinamento dos cara. MEU DEUS!

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

top 10 respect moments

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

LASG Loudly Destroyed a few Igbo owned houses in Festac after 2023 to keep their Rabid Supporters excited Then Quietly Leveled the whole of Oworonshoki displacing over 30,000 actual Indigenes. LASG later sold the now Empty land to ZENCO to develop. Ronus are so Daft. LMAO.. 😭🤣