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@Cheeseo76847269 @JebraFaushay Bush for the win!!!

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@justdavenow89 The left will eat itself

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@NCL_Guide Padding of the swollen asses... With paddles!

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@Keir_Starmer He knows NOTHING!

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@sophielouisecc Aye, there's nowt like watching a comedy of errors.

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@AhmedAAshour8 You dumb arsed lying bastard!

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@realninawysocka They're all wearing shorts!

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@EdwardJDavey You fucking bellend!

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@UnitedStandMUFC Pay up or fuck off.
You don't go to Morrison's and barter for your baked beans!

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@NUFCgallowgate All "corporate businesses" **

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@SangitaMyska An illegal act with an illegal weapon.
Dealt with.

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@SangitaMyska How the f**k was the mad knife bastard to know where the victim was from?

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@kingkapoor72 In this country we have the law.
The law should apply to all, equally.
The law says that in the first instance, these knives are illegal.
If this is the law it should apply equally to me, you, and every bugger else!

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Haram! 😆

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@toon_collector Drink beer? 🍻🤔

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@AdamP1242 Should be shifting a few more out though 🤷🏼
Stocking up on inexpensive but reliable workhorses with a bit of promise.

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@HelloBenWhite @bethTmufc @markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC Brent Di Cesare.
He does honestly seem more like a Mark Goldbridge tbf

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@AndrewHWestern Has a decent though ever passed through your vacant, cabbage heid!?

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@the_lines26 Punters, they are a business above all else.
The real game has long gone.