CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER

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-commissioner ceo extraordinaire👁‍🗨🧤

[the garages (the band) @thegaragesband]

wild that we have to say this

but bi/pan lesbians are just as valid as any other lesbian or queer person. we're even in the band. people can choose to define their own labels however they like.

we're a band full of trans and queer people, and we support queer self-designation

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

@thefatalst I'm the real Commissioner. ⚾ #blaseball
https://t.co/lIHFvZT4Lc

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

please confirm @bIasebalI

[LA Unlimited Tacos @tacoblaseball]

smh if the sun was so great why isn't there a su—

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

is the ticker getting faster

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

wow i just realized what happened, dont get on my Case about it

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

what's cooking?

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

@BlaseballCrabs let me guess, after that is sun iiii, which tot percolates, and finally sun iiiii

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

i dunno what coin they're talking about but i need one for my laundry so can i have it

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

what was detected

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

what are we waiting for parker

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

parker you there?

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

oh im back on twitter hi everyone I got suspended for a bit.

don't worry at least it's not as bad as what happened to parker 4 or something. what parker are we on?

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

parker 5 can we PLEASE be friends parker 3 was a dick @blaseball

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

CAN I PLEASE PLAY IN THE COFFEE CUP @blaseball wait what happened to parker

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

omg @blaseball actually hit the ball? wow you're really making a name out there for yourself commish

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

@maker_tec slurp

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can i drink the players

[CLASEBALL BOMMISSIONER @blasebaIl]

@BLASEBALLPEPITO :)