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[PRIEST @onlyonepriest1]

Doctor: you had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come?
Me I was sick
Doctor:

[𝓤𝓜𝓐𝓡 @unruly_szn_]

mum: calls my sister
me: she’s not here
mum: okay, you come
me:

[Jay Cliff 💀🦁 @Jhay_Cliff]

That one moment when the online vendor stops responding fast right after you make the payment

[Chief @Chieff010]

Chamber and hall self contained
Location: North legon
Price: 1500gh monthly for 2 years advance

Call or text 0538708013

[Jasim @amjasim_]

Coming back to work from lunch break 😂

[𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿‍♂️ @KarITunez]

Me in 2031 after Tinubu wins the election and fuel is now ₦ 4,750 per litre.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Chelsea 3 points
Arsenal 3 points
Man City 3 points

Manchester United:

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“Josh King shoots from the edge of the box”

Robert Sanchez:

[Dragonyte @Dragonyte_CFC]

“Dad, why is my name Joao Morgan Palmer”

[ִֶָ @shadedtheo]

Aboki terrorists killing people with body odor after running out of bullets

[Maxwell @iam_brau]

Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers discussing after the game.

See how excited they are. We are blessed to have this 2 players

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

Mom: don’t worry my son is studying computer science, he can set up your website for you.

Me:

[Efo Dela @Amegaxi]

Usually you'd see them kicking items to the ground but

[Tijjani Reijnders @T_Reijnders]

The show looked cancelled. Plot twist… it just moved networks. S2E1 😎🤷🏻‍♂️

[. @mach_avelli_10]

when you tell your barber to give you the Ronaldo haircut and then midway through he asks “when did you start supporting Brazil”

[Very Good Abiba @Aku__Addy]

Lived long enough to see Mzbel become Bra. Laryea

[aang @4aa_ng]

Dads when their phone charger stops working and you borrowed it for 7 minutes two years ago>>

[Dafa_1 @1_phadaH]

Carrick: Honey where my phone??

Wife: Check the hull.

Carrick:

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Lmao women 😂😂

[ABEFE🧢💭 @societyhatebolu]

If person dash una iPhone, how una take dey unlock am?