matjern

People want to see how a genius fails.

[Ikhwan @JatIkhwan]

Modus Operandi Scammer Facebook

Hati-hati yang selalu jual beli guna Marketplace di Facebook. Aku sendiri dah 2 kali kena. Aku up iklan jual motor, kemudian ada orang pm macam berminat. Tanya pasal motor dan minta whatsapp. Cerita dia konon kawan nak beli tapi pinjam duit dia.

[matjern @bleckcroww]

@amynothungry 4 bulan tu tak contact haha. Bulan ke 5 baru public phone masuk. Phone mmg tak dapat langsung 🤣.

[matjern @bleckcroww]

Buka peluang 🤣

[Local Confessions @ConfessionLocal]

Teknik perniagaan zaman baru

[MindaBernada @DexterAwit]

"This is already,involving public"
Bukan main kau masa ni..now,the table has turn!

[AZZURA | Parenting and Family Psychology @n_azzurajafri]

Kalau kita anak professor tapi kita sendiri jadi mat rempit, kita pun malu nak ngaku ayah kita ni professor.

Tapi boleh pula buat jenayah lepastu ngaku keturunan Nabi.

I mean... at least.... rasa malu.... nak guna kad.... keturunan Nabi....

Just admit you are a human being who lost the direction. Macam anak professor jadi mat rempit tapi mengaku salah sbb parents tak didik macamtu. Tak guna kad aku anak professor, jadi kesalahan aku patut dilihat lebih kecil. Entahlah.

This doesn't feels right

😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A MASSIVE RESULT IN THE CAPITAL 💪

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Manchester United beat Arsenal! 🚨🚨

Michael Carrick beats Manchester City and Arsenal in his first two games in charge.

Who’s been your Man of the Match?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

WOWWWWWWWW

[Amur @FaizBrahh]

bestnya jadi type C dekat MY
>dpt gaji lagi tinggi dari kaum lain
>tipu hire mandarin speaker only sbb "deal dgn client"
>tipu dalam sindiket kambodia&company doogroup
>boleh dirikan sekolah jenis kebangsaan
>taknak bagi india sewa rumah/kerja
cukup masa tuit terpaling ditindas

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United.

Decision made this morning.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss Salary: 450,000/month

Employee Salary: 50,000/month

Boss sends a three-word email: “Fix this ASAP”

Employee drafts a detailed report, stays online till midnight and even joins weekend calls.

Still gets told: “You need to be more productive.”

Boost: Boss gets a 1.2 million bonus and a 25% salary increase.

Employee gets: 4,000 supermarket voucher and a notebook that says “Team Player of the Month.”

Corporate Karma 🔁

[Zua Daddy Afqar @ZuaTheGreek]

Bila depa ke negeri lain cari rezeki di katanya rezeki Allah itu luas.sampai part depa kemain berkira

[Amran Fans @_AmranFans]

Mantap, sebat 3-4 parking lot lepas tu buat tempat duduk. Mujur tak ada customer yang kena langgar.

Kadang-kadang pelik jugak dengan sesetengah peniaga kopi tepi jalan ni. Kau setup mesen kopi sampai belas ribu boleh, nak sewa kedai kau kata tak mampu. Tapi jual kopi harga dh mcm kedai dalam aircond.

Kang cakap lebih-lebih kang kata pulak jual mahal sebab mesen kopi mahal.

Kau bayangkan kalau satu hari pakcik jual apam balik tepi jalan jual apam balik rm20, pastu dia kata terpaksa jual mahal sebab dia beli van dengan dapur masak tu bukan murah.

Tak ke kedengaran bangang benda tu? 🤣

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

And the Reds go marching ON, ON, ON! ❤️‍🔥

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Florian Wirtz 0010

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

WHAT. A. START! 🤩

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

[B/R Football @brfootball]

23-year-old Belgian keeper Senne Lammens will join Manchester United in a deal worth $24M plus add-ons from Royal Antwerp, per @David_Ornstein 🇧🇪👹

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go!

Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical.

Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.