Bleeding Out Podcast

@MoMoshaty & @TheNotoriousKMP- Hostesses Extraordinaire, your bi-weekly dose of advice you don’t need and didn’t ask for.

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

just for the absolute avoidance of doubt, because you know, the internet

DO NOT PUT BLEACH IN YOUR VAGINA

[Antoinette @Antoinette__A]

I’m genuinely shocked by the amount of people I’ve spoken to who were disgusted when I told them that the @vagina_museum had more child visitors this week, since it’s half term. Even after explaining what the exhibition is (and that it’s not pornagraphic as many seem to think) 1/

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Well take the category “My Exes” for $500, Alex 🙄

[Dumb Screenplay Robot @dumbscreenbot]

AI Screenplay Pitch #2,730: "A hapless con man tries to deal with love, marriage, and infidelity."

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

We're showing you an LGBT+ artwork every day in #LGBTHM2020. This is 17 Years Supply by Wolfgang Tillmans (2014, photograph)

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Hey lovers! Here’s the new microfilm from our co-host @MoMoshaty, starring our very own @TheNotoriousKMP! 🙌🏾
#masturbatebeforethedate #dontbehorny #roughingupthesuspect

https://t.co/dTawSe7007

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Love you, meats and cheeses ♥️

[Mo Moshaty @MoMoshaty]

Oh yeah, we know.
They don’t call it the devil’s doorbell for nothing, amateurs.

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Before you even THINK of texting them. 🙌🏾

[s t e v i e n e l s o n @iamstevienelson]

i got stood up by the guy i was dating a few nights ago with no text or explanation & i just wanna say this... life is too short to treat people like they are disposable. life is too short to give your energy to people who do not deserve it. life is too short to date musicians.

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Hey kids! Please take a quick minute to read, as one of our favorite places, @vagina_museum, busts some contraception facts! Also, considering donating to this awesome org! 👇🏾
https://t.co/ZhZpU82CWs

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Well hello! It's your friendly pussy-pundit @ItsSarahCreed here again for another friendly thread about something we are currently featuring in our current temporary display MUFF BUSTERS - the classic contraception myths of "You can't get pregnant if..."

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

LABIA WARS

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

“Selfishly I love this because I’m reading into it and hearing what I want to hear right now”

- KP handling any crisis situation by ignoring the reality.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

At #5: Dry Sack! Ask any man for details.

[Katie (she/her) @yokatykatikate]

Overheard in the women’s bathroom:
“I just feel so stupid—“
“No, HE’S the stupid one! HE’S the STUPID ASS HOLE. Look at yourself, you’re a fucking goddess and he’s a shitty shoebox.”
“Oh my god. Thank you... ... ... What’s your name?”
“Shana.”
“I’m Mandy.”

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

MESSAAAAAAAAAGE:

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

Make sure your definition of loyalty includes yourself.

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

“No one’s ever as busy as the person who’s not truly interested in you.”
Mood.

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

“I can totally handle the toxicity you guys”

Loop it, play it back. Forever.

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

Our new podcast is coming out next week. It’s basically advice you don’t need and didn’t ask for. 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ Gah’head and follow- we’re out on Friday!

[Bleeding Out Podcast @bleedingoutpod]

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