bleemeo

Servers, Containers, and Applications monitoring made easy. #DevOps #Monitoring #Observability #Cloud

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

New in Bleemeo: on-call schedules, in the same UI as your monitoring.
📅 Multi-target schedules
⛓️ Escalation chains with custom delays
🔄 Overrides for weekend cover, holidays, vacation
📱 Mobile push with critical override on DnD
No 2nd subscription.
👉 https://t.co/urXSj6eCG5

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

New in Bleemeo: public status pages, auto-populated from your monitoring.
Tag your services → page reflects every status change in real time.
✅ 90-day uptime · per-service
✅ Auto-detected incidents
✅ Email subscriptions for your users
✅ EU-hosted 👉 https://t.co/NYXW61AiFu

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

New Glouton release 🚀

One binary. Done.

🆕 Embedded TSDB (15-day retention)
🆕 Built-in Web UI
✅ 50+ services auto-discovered
✅ Native Prometheus + OpenTelemetry
✅ Apache 2.0

docker run -d --network host bleemeo/bleemeo-agent

⭐ https://t.co/IdOxkQSp5D

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

Check before Europe goes quiet 4 days:
☐ Status dashboard green, no certs expiring
☐ Disk forecasts clear (Bleemeo ML or your own)
☐ Copy Fail patched (CVE-2026-31431)
☐ Backups checked — restore tested in 30d
☐ Mobile push notifications tested
👉 https://t.co/LURmmrXuZE

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

Check Bleemeo config before long weekend in Europe starts Thursday:
✅ Primary on-call confirmed
✅ Backup engineer ready
✅ Escalation chain tested
✅ Notification channels tested
✅ Maintenance windows scheduled
PagerDuty, Opsgenie, Jira supported.
👉 https://t.co/AACyyq3ouH

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

The new https://t.co/Lj0qjIxm6I is live. 0 cookies. 0 trackers. 0 banner.

Self-hosted analytics. EU data residency. GDPR by design.

Open the DevTools Network tab — count the third-party requests yourself.

👉 https://t.co/LURmmrXuZE

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 New at @bleemeo: our MCP server is live. Connect Claude, Cursor, VS Code, or Zed to your monitoring data. "Which services had critical alerts today?" → instant answer, no PromQL.
✅ OAuth-secured
✅ 26+ read-only tools
✅ Free tier included
👉 https://t.co/sxs4h7ZNBB

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 New at @bleemeo: Log Management is shipping.
✅ Collect from files / containers / syslog / OTLP
✅ OpenTelemetry-native pipeline
✅ Millisecond full-text search + pattern alerting
✅ Logs ↔ metrics in the same dashboard
👉 https://t.co/gdTRspz70R

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

We just redesigned https://t.co/Lj0qjIxm6I ✨

📊 Live dashboard previews
📖 Resources section with guides & comparisons
💰 Refreshed Pricing page — same transparent pricing
🚀 Trial in under 5 min

A few new features are hiding in there too. Can you spot them? More soon 👀

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

Happy New Year from the Bleemeo Team! We wish you a great 2026 year with success in your projects and new adventures!

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 This week: new Glouton features are live in Bleemeo Cloud Monitoring! 🌥️
Smarter insights, smoother monitoring, and more automation. ⚙️✨
Check out the full release notes 👉 https://t.co/qdiKtYcS9I
#Bleemeo #Glouton #Monitoring #DevOps

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

⛵☀️ Team Bleemeo set sail in Porquerolles! A weekend of sailing, hiking & biking fueled our planning for the next months. Fun, teamwork & strategy—all in one unforgettable seminar! 🌊💡 #TeamBleemeo #SailingSeminar #Innovation #Porquerolles

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

Happy SysAdmin Day to the heroes behind the scenes! 🖥️ Keep your infrastructure healthy with smart, simple monitoring from Bleemeo. Because uptime matters. #SysAdminDay #Monitoring #Bleemeo

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 The Bleemeo Cloud Monitoring homepage just got smarter!
You can now set your landing page to the default view or one of your starred dashboards ⭐
Plus, the default page now shows key indicator history! 📈
#DevOps #Monitoring #Bleemeo

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 The Bleemeo mobile app just got a brand-new design with new sections! 🎉 AWS, Applications, Kubernetes, and network monitoring are now available in addition to servers and monitors views already there... 🌐📱 ✨ #Monitoring #DevOps

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🎉 Happy New Year from the Bleemeo team! 🥂✨
A special shoutout to all the incredible DevOps, SREs, and sysadmins who keep the world running smoothly. 🚀 Here’s to a 2025 filled with innovation, uptime, and success. Cheers to you all! 🎆💻
#HappyNewYear

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 Busy months at Bleemeo! From DevFest Toulouse to running 10km & a half-marathon at Toulouse Marathon, and co-organizing Capitole du Libre—we’ve been on the move! 💡 Big announcements are coming in 2025. Stay tuned & enjoy the year-end celebrations! 🎉🎄

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 Amazing time at our team seminar in Île de Porquerolles & Îles des Embiez near Toulon! 🌊 We discussed future projects, brainstormed ideas, and had fun sailing in this beautiful area. Energized and ready for what’s next! 💡⛵️
#Bleemeo #TeamSeminar #Porquerolles #Innovation

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

🚀 Last week, the Bleemeo team 📸 had an amazing time attending PromCon 2024 in Berlin! 🎉

PromCon is the go-to conference for Prometheus developers and enthusiasts, and we were thrilled to be part of it

#PromCon2024 #Bleemeo #Prometheus #CloudMonitoring #DevOps #Berlin

[bleemeo @bleemeo]

Bleemeo Cloud Monitoring now offers detailed statistics on infrastructure events and alarms, including MTTF, MTBF, and MTTR! 🎉 Gain insights, prevent failures, and resolve issues faster with these powerful metrics. #Bleemeo #CloudMonitoring #DevOps #MTTR