Blending the Truth

Step mum to 2 girls. Mummy to one boy. Dealing with bereavement, attitudes and the whirlwind that is life in a blender!

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@KirstieMAllsopp My 14 year old plays it. Any pocket money she gets is spent on it. It does wind me up but how different is that to us "wasting" money we got as kids on sweets/magazines. She has to earn any money she gets and she knows she has to work for any extra for days out

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@KirstieMAllsopp Blame Brexit! 😂

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

Happy New Year, especially to all the yarn magicians, this might interest you.

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

I know this is highly, highly unlikely but if anyone stumbled across a large black scarf with fine coloured lines through it on the @centralline today it’s mine and I’m gutted to have lost it, it was present, so there’s a £150 for it’s return. #youneverknow

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

I am officially a grumpy old woman who is out of touch because, on seeing this, my first thought was “oh do eff off”.

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@Sheilam19534814 Ffs get over yourselves people. Dr. Mackie, Maitland Mackie's wife, was Norwegian and a strong advocate for the local community of Insch as a doctor and her husband's company. This is why small local companies are failing from your petty Indy bullshit like this. It's their choice

[dadpression @Dadpression]

My kid's new thing is to have me lay down, cover me in pillows, turn off the light and leave the room. I call this game "my favorite."

[dadpression @Dadpression]

Told my kid he'd be four on his birthday and he tried to negotiate it up to five.

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

These kids nowadays and their moons. Blood moon. Super moon. Super blue blood moon. When I was growing up, we just had moon.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’ve reached the age where I respond to your 10:37 PM text at 6:05 the next morning.

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

Fancy treating someone to a day out at one of my Handmade Fairs? Book by 15th Dec quoting EARLYBIRD & save up to £10 https://t.co/BNZ9kw0Zo1

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Damn.

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@mylifesuckers Definitely. Husband sleeping off nights and youngest creating havoc. Yet hubby claims he can sleep through it! 😴😩

[Cream Tea Society @CreamTeaSociety]

Grab your @tiptree cream tea box at The Game Fair - Hatfield House 28-30th July - perfect for a picnic tea! @Roddas_Cream

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@BBC @BBCPanorama stop peddling this BS. Concentrate on yr wage issues. #BBC used to stand for something. Now no better than #tabloids https://t.co/Re8EhltOIC

[BBC Panorama @BBCPanorama]

"It’s happened just too frequently with this class of drug to make it random" - psychiatrist Prof Peter Tyrer on poss side-effects.

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

@BBCPanorama @BBC @BBCPanorama stop peddling this BS. Concentrate on yr wage issues. #BBC used to stand for something. Now no better than #tabloids

[Blending the Truth @blendinthetru]

Had I been shown @BBCPanorama #APrescriptionForMurder 3 years ago i wouldn't be on sertraline now & in a good place
https://t.co/lArXNqPRzz

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Send help.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Marriage is mostly misreading facial expressions and asking each other, " you ok?"