Blessmore Mudenge

Entrepreneurship evangelist| Start up champion| Banker |Spoken word enthusiast

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@MitchellMGumbo 👂

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@Beatonm5 @TaffyRanganai As someone who was exceptionally good at cheering, I remember wearing the blue one.

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Wife made me go to couples therapy last week

Nice office

Two couches

Box of tissues

The therapist asked what brings us in

My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction"

I said "that's not true"

The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional

I thought about it for 11 seconds

I could not think of an example

The therapist asked how that made me feel

I said "efficient"

My wife looked at the therapist

The therapist looked at my wife

They had a moment

I was not part of the moment

My wife said "do you love me?"

I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market."

The room went quiet

My wife cried

The therapist cried

I didn't understand why

That was the most romantic thing I've ever said

The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly"

I said "what's your hourly rate?"

She said "$275"

I said "for both of us or each?"

My wife picked up her purse and walked out

I stayed to negotiate the rate

Got it down to $250

Small win

Sent from my iPhone

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@hmsmotapa Legends

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@FinLitBae Soft spoken but not soft on exams

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@baba_nyenyedzi @FinLitBae Context really matters, having played in this startup space, more so where there is no start up ecosystem, where majority are in survival mode , it's really a stretch to then expect 'miracles'.

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@Beatonm5 1st saw these ku JB pa Goks

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@misscailah Execution 👌

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@RudoManyere 'My bicycle ' brings memories , laid foundation for my love for books

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@kumbiraichipaz Kanyemba is beautiful, been there and throughly enjoyed the trip. There is so much potential when you look at plans to develop the area

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@KuraChihota money is not moving in the DMs

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@kumbiraichipaz You are pushing boss , good going

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@FinLitBae Great space , well done @FinLitBae

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@FinLitBae Is this running for the whole of next week?? When is Kura coming on , Kudzi as well

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@dontdelete04 @FinLitBae Loved that one ..getting my Glen now

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@victor_mapunga @HonMachakaire @edmnangagwa @zimyouthcouncil Congrats @victor_mapunga

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@victor_mapunga @TrevorNcube Looking forward to watching this

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@ChenesaiAfrica Congrats

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@kumbiraichipaz Congrats and good going Kumbi ,you have 'walked the talk'

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@KuraChihota Excel came in handy , most systems cldnt handle the quintillions