Elizabeth

yodeling is my passion

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

@run4funman Who needs to watch on a screen when they can watch through the window

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

literally never buying @theOrdinary again because ive sliced my finger open multiple times tryna open their bottles and im so sick of it

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

oh good you brought ur dizzying chaos

[taylor🏡 @fuckinonone]

the kids don’t know about nevershoutnever anymore

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

my new fave weird food combo is blueberries and green olives mixed together

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

no one told me that when you eat way too much with a 6 pack your stomach puffs out but your abs remain, i look like an inverted waffle

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i want to eat batteries a lot and soon

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

i would like everyone to know i have a (slight) 6 pack

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

it was so beautiful and mysterious as we fled the target parking lot

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success

[trevy @chillextremist]

Let’s get this bread and by bread I mean rosemary sourdough lightly toasted and drizzled in olive oil with black pepper sprinkled on top

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

not me driving past a lemonade stand and locking my car doors

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

The best nail oil ive used is when my hair is greasy and i run my nails through it, i swear it helps my nails grow

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

energy drinks dont do anything for me except give me chest pain

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[Rams @ramenrams]

Idc if we’re beefing, if you wanna go see a movie with me lemme know im down ill put the beef aside for cinema 💯

[reid @reidahad]

sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

idk i dont believe it takes gum 7 years to digest

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

watched weapons

[Elizabeth @bliink182chainz]

250lb hip thrusts and 260lb leg press #yaylegday