Meg@n

I laugh at my own jokes

[໊ @sonohoor]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Meg@n @blindbutblonde]

@gopTODD Interesting, you mean the petition to overturn the bill you said on record was intended to punish the UEA…

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[✰ jada ✰ @eatuhfrank]

whenever a girl is unbelievably pretty, she’s a sagittarius.. I bet money on it

[mia @httpsosweet]

can you lie down on top of me like a weighted blanket and make all my worries go away

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz]

Apparently, Gen Z is making fun of older generations for never buying big ticket purchases on their phone and always using a desktop. I’ve never felt more attacked in my life by something I didn’t realize I was subconsciously doing.

[reb @rebmasel]

I’m not flirting I’m just hot and like to talk

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Your best relationship gonna be with a Sagittarius

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me after watching the entire season of a show in a day:

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

me: yay it’s opening day

men: name the 5th home run ever recorded in 1912 if you love baseball so much

[Emme Franks @emmefranks]

Call it what you want—soccer, football, calcio, whatever.

At CBS we call it Golazo.

And it’s a new, 24/7 soccer streaming network available to fans for FREE.

(And I work here now!!)

Humbled to be part of this team dedicated to creating quality soccer coverage in the USA

[Meg@n @blindbutblonde]

@gopTODD Or maybe obsessed with not giving money to private schools

[Meg@n @blindbutblonde]

@amyjana18 Hii

[ana ☽ @CYNM00N_]

“harry styles and olivia wilde have split after nearly 2 years together”

[Meg@n @blindbutblonde]

Can’t wait!

[Temple iLIT @TempleiLIT]

#SovereignIdentityCrisis is soon to begin! Looking forward to hearing from our keynote speaker @Nanjala1 in a few

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko