Evan Fabri

Debatably Famous; Detectably Funny; Elon Musk is a Diaper-Dynasty Despot

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@ZoeMichael334 Canadian here… reminding dumb Americans that Ben Franklin was never president

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@Bolzy @Breaking911 Nevertheless, it is data

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@HawkEmDownChris There can only be one answer, given the way you framed the question. (You meant "the" not "a")

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@CuriosityonX No

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@oelma__ Dodge two punches until he’s completely exhausted

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Toddler: What’s that?

ChatGPT: Great question! A snapdragon is a flowering plant, most commonly Antirrhinum Majus…

T: What’s that?

C: Great question! A nimbostratus is a
low-to-middle level cloud layer that usually…

T: What’s that?

C: Great question! …

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@RichardAngwin Anvil

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Rock that microphone

Carpe that diem

Admire that butterfly

Cook that soup

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The Mole People will take under the world!

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@AmericanaApril Even with the clown face, she is infinitely hotter than you

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Oh, ya…. I saw the dress code.

These are prescription sweatpants

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@MikeRedcard @KirkFanClub Don’t forget “national disgrace”

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@KirkFanClub And he will always be the stupid fatty who disgraced a nation. Nothing he can ever do could redeem his epic failure. Off to the dumpster fire of history for fatty

[jizzlane maxxxwell @dankcharnley]

your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory

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Wow, that person is so vulgar and uncouth…

They display real pathettiquete

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@ChadNotChud Thanks for reposting this. He seems to have chickened out and removed it from his feed.

Unfortunately, every neural pathway hurts from the concentrated stupid

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Don’t criticize my sesquipedalian bafflegab, you addlepated dunderpate!

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A handy graph for anyone who is wondering

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@Kasparov63 lol. If Trump could achieve a 500 rating I’d be astonished

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@OGHuevosGrande @MelvinofYork Yes… if it doesn’t rhyme or even attempt, it’s lazy poetry… just write a book