btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home
my sisters and i got coldstone on thanksgiving and as we were leaving my sister goes “happy thanksgiving!” & the worker looked super confused & was like “what did you say??” & my sister was like “happy thanksgiving?” & they were like “oh i thought you said ‘everything scooby’”
I love this world we've created where if you're not camera ready at all times and end up in the background of someone's video looking a little less than enthused it's going to get put online and everyone's going to call you a miserable bitch