Craig Duturbure

A game dev, making 'Nosferatu MD' and 'Tasty Tasty Grandpa' for my company, Grapple Gun Games. Views are 100% my employer's. 100%!

[Craig Duturbure @blitzkreeeg]

@LostCatDog What an awesome combo!

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@BangBangClick Wowsers! Nice one, Hutcho!

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@BangBangClick “In Canada, it’s pronounced ‘sabotage’…”

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@TimOfLegend @DoubleFine It’s clearly the universe saying you should hire me immediately! (I jk, I jk!) Weird that it’s all happening, though. Hope you track ‘em all down, bounty hunter style, and get back to doing all the good stuff!

[Craig Duturbure @blitzkreeeg]

“Senior Design position available with @TimOfLegend at @DoubleFine!” *dusts off ukulele* “…USA applicants only.” *reapplies ukulele dust* ;)

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@TimOfLegend @DoubleFine Hey there! No, my tweet was from 1,174 days ago… the internet must be echoing back on itself… does this mean we all have to do puberty again?? (oh good lord!) Hope all is going swimmingly for you! [resumes playing ukulele, with increased defiance…] ;)

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@BangBangClick The banana peel bit, Hutchinson… I done lol’d! Congrats on the announcement!

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@_mrc @haikus_by_KN … I would have got away with that too… something something pesky kids…

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@TechArtEd @polymonkey @JigxorAndy Why, yes, I did indeed work on that! (“Obi Wan… now there’s a name I’ve not heard for a long time… a long time…”)

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@onlinegott No mango, but still… haloumi burger!!! Miss you, buddy! :)

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@onlinegott @GabrielMug WANT!!

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

Take me down to Thesaurus City where the grass is viridian and the girls are pulchritudinous

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@KeirMeikle @_mrc And as IF you don't want it, Keir. Like, really really want.

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@_mrc @KeirMeikle I'll bring the hardhats and the weekly fire alarm test OH GOD OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING

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Being part of 100 people trying to get on a packed tram, while a nearby busker plays the Tetris theme? Priceless.

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A middle of the night haiku:
O smoke alarm PWEEP!
Fucking 4 a.m.again…
PWEEP! no spare 9 volts.

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@treedemon @funwithstuff But seriously, your feedback was great, Cam, and lead to goodness for the game and DRAMA for the TV. Win-win! HUGS!

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@treedemon @funwithstuff Just saw the ep! I can't believe they edited out "...that low-down dirty hound dog" after I said "Cam Brown". BAM!

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@treedemon @funwithstuff Eeek. I’ve been afraid to watch it. Now more so.

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@treedemon @funwithstuff Ha! I just landed earlier and haven’t seen it yet. Hope I wasn’t a jerk! :/ There’s a non-blocked YouTube. I send!

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@LJology Touchdown! How’d it all go? So keen to watch later! (and I didn’t coin the term, but sure throw its currency around plenty!) :)