Dave Blanchard

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@JoJoFromJerz Beatlejuice Beatlejuice Beatlejuice.

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@Jeopardamy Looks like a beautiful and inspiring woman on the ride of her life. No shame in that game.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Thanks, Obama

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@MalloryMcMorrow Smokeless book burning.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Pharmacy Benefit Managers

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Can’t believe we even have to say this, but: if you just went to the Senate floor and blocked benefits for veterans exposed to toxic burn pits while serving our country in a war zone, you are wrong.

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@CheriJacobus @JennaEllisEsq Motion denied.

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.

Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@richardmarx Hands in your pocket. Nothin you can do about it. Should've known better. Have mercy.

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@davidcrosss @Acyn No, rather we went to war and murdered a million people for looking like the guys that flew them.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less?

You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

If Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott really cared about the children who were killed in Texas today, they would CANCEL their speaking gigs at the NRA conference in Houston this coming Friday.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@KeneAkers Beck Street. IYKYK.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Not surprising. But still outrageous.

This decision is a direct assault on the dignity, rights, & lives of women, not to mention decades of settled law. It will kill and subjugate women even as a vast majority of Americans think abortion should be legal. What an utter disgrace.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

We used to “correct” kids who were left-handed - through violence, shame or “guidance” on how to be right handed. And so there seemed to be very few left handers. Then we stopped, & with no shaming there was a seemingly rapid rise. Then a plateau. This is a tweet about trans kids

[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@RepSwalwell Um. Yeah. LOL.

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[Dave Blanchard @blizzity]

@pattonoswalt In other news, Michael Phelps got wet while swimming.