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innovator, creator, artist, ideas guy, philanthropist, esoteric truth seeker, paradigm shifter, leader, student of the world

[cringe nae nae baby @blockheadjake]

Just got accepted into ham and cheese sandwich university

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@CapnPatriot @SadNYGuy Why do you write like an angry working class British person from the 1950s

[⊬ Hannah/Nova ⊬ (comms open) @moonlitmustelid]

The most complex piece I’ve done to date. 19 hours and 40+ layers of work. For an anonymous client on Discord ❤️

Dedicated to Charlie.

[cringe nae nae baby @blockheadjake]

@justalexoki Looks like shit!

[DIRK STRANGLER 🏳️‍⚧️#1peanut butter gamer fan @DIRK_STRANGLER]

No i way ive heard like 20 years of chuck norris jokes and nobody told me he sounds like a gay guy on south park

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@aj_inapi Yeah I forgot hardline pro islamists are in favor of gay marriage and transgender rights. You’re literally fucking retarded

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@BlooInkstone @PotatoMcWhiskey Much like you are an account created this month to defend him as part of a propaganda network? Eat shit

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@8teAPi It’s slop also what the fuck are you even talking about. Why does “use of Japanese framing” make everything seem sci fi? That doesn’t even make sense

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago."

"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."

"I don't care who's consolidating their power."

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@SirBylHolte What kind of obnoxious douchebag talks to their uber driver about politics?

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@Alex_the_ru @RealRaegus @dannyspud_ How’s that boot your licking taste?

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@ApeFatigue @RealRaegus @dannyspud_ Oh good point man those two things are exactly the same!

[cringe nae nae baby @blockheadjake]

@Thuleenvoy @dannyspud_ Very normal response bro

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@shoten_san @dannyspud_ Bro you literally have a Pepe profile pic shut the fuck up

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@GrahamSig Was thinking about uli the other day. One of my favorite characters from the internet ever

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

My ex: One million credits. A hefty bounty. Your body mods won’t save you this time

I teleport directly behind her: I’m sorry it’s come to this (she spins but I’m already rapidly teleporting around her)

She stands stoic, fingers brushing the tip of her plasma pistol: I miss you.

I stop, and take a beseeching step forward: Do you m-

The plasma shot pierces my heart, I stagger enough to give one last roguelike grin

Her: you always were a softie (her voice quavers) you bastard

Her Keebledorp companion Greeb: Erm… remind me to never take you on a date

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@vincentcuratola @BernieSanders @ZohranKMamdani @dagenmcdowell @nytimes @Janefonda @TheView @Lin_Manuel @warrenleightTV The legacy of HUAC is an embarrassing eyesore in 20th century American political history. Give me a break. Restricting freedom of expression and the right to have dissenting political views

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Oh no we’re about to lose 50 fat guys who are scared of taking the subway and order Raising Cane’s delivery to their office in midtown every day while podcasting about diarrhea and white NBA players

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Vaxxed?

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I got my dick removed so I could suck my rib