*me on Ellen*
Ellen: so I heard you like dungeons and dragons
Me: yes I do
*sound of a dragon roaring from the distance and a hole suddenly appears on the floor*
Me: Omg Ellen you didn’t
Garfield-san, your greed for lasagna-filled onigiri has gone too far. You must be stopped.
-Ha! I didn't feel a thing, Jon-san! Your kenjutsu has gotten weak- N-NANI?!
-Sayonara... Garfield-san...