Blokeworth

internet post responder
anti-psychedlics

everything posted by this account is satire, jokes, and not real opinions

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@lexycat2005 Cunt I’m straight up Googled

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@handgonner @C4MPB700D Flecktarn is visually cool but it has sadly been ruined by strange weird internet freaks, you put that shit on and it’s immediately eyebrow raising

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

“SIR!! SIR!! You can’t catch predators like that, sir!! IT MAKES YOU A BAD GUY TOO, SIR!! Yes I know they were trying to rape kids bu- SIR!! IT’S A MORAL GRAY AREA SIR!!WE’LL MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU WITH VILLAIN LIGHTING!!! SIR!!!”

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@textbookvillain @grlfrmboston Not really you kinda just said “it’s bad” and now you are grandstanding like an annoying smug retard

[august @regularaugust]

It’s always awesome when younger people just don’t give a shit about bogus social norms. All elbows on the table by 2029

[Timjbo 🇦🇺 @TimjboAU]

BREAKING: Journalist bowls @AlboMP middle stump at the UN Press conference, and he was rattled.

"Prime Minister, here in New York on Wednesday night, you will receive an award for being a global citizen. Don't you feel like a bit of a fraud accepting this award when, at home, you screwed up the response to the worst massacre since Port Arthur?

In the polls, you are taking Labor to one point shy of Julia Gillard when you rolled her, and your net negative is worse than Scott Morrison's."
auspol

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

by not writing, you're only delaying the inevitable. so. write

[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

You should be hanging these people. You aren't, so they're brazenly raping and killing more.

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Being confident, having "high self esteem", is the child's feeling that he lives in an ordered universe, and no matter what happens mommy and daddy will always make sure you're okay. For tye child, it is feeling safe in the world, for the adult we call this high self esteem, high agency, confidence, but, it is really Faith

[Rauðgrani ᚱᛆᚢᚦᚴᚱᛆᚿᛁ @GraniRau]

What I notice about most if this kind of media is that anyone trying to actually build something back up is automatically depicted as evil...because they exert rule and authority. Walking Dead is really bad about this.

[Vhinci @chika_vijay]

That's how they took a gay actor, and made him act as a gangster rapper, in order to influence the black community into become more violent.
And it worked 😓

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@NelGibson_ Darts and crafts

[Complex @Complex]

Claude Mellan's "Face of Christ" was created with a single line

Using a single continuous line that spiraled from the top of Christ’s nose and expanded outwards Claude Mellan was able to create the ‘Face of Christ’,

📸:getty

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@Blair_TankWatch There are some topics that do this on YouTube I’ve noticed, will completely hijack your feed. I tried to get into warhammer, watched a few lore vids and my entire page was just warhammer. Red Dead Redemption 2 will also do this. Shit sucks just nukes your algorithm

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@HeartTank64 I think Bliccy is genuinely the funniest woman to ever live

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

Male fashion never existed. There was one uniform they all wore, with slight variations. It could change depending on the era or what your work was. But you never spent cognitive energy thinking about what to wear.

Usually the male uniform made you look good in public and was climate appropriate. The last uniform we had was the suit. The top matched the bottom and could make any body type look ok.

Now that the system of one male uniform has collapsed, most men gravitate to comfort. 90 percent of men think of comfort, 10 percent become dandies who obsess over clothes.

until the male uniform comes back, this is where we will be.

[Bad Luck Brian @Bad_LuckBrian]

Takes shortcut home, RAPED. #badluckbrian

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@Blair_TankWatch There is a large portion of the fishtank audience that are unsocialised jaded freaks, and I think they often forget that everyone involved are real people and not just internet characters on a screen.

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@fredy0296 @JDcrsdr01 @fart_smart134 @tonychoppa98 @DoodleDudeDDD Not once in the entirety of human history has someone ever been punched for joking about digging to China

[Blokeworth @blokeworth]

@Groyper271k @MarvinFTL Bliccy is legit really funny man

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

They had unlimited food and water but they couldn’t leave the small area. As the population grew, young mice faced established males defending their territories.

Young mice couldnt exit in order to establish their own territory and families.

So the young mice withdrew from mating and social life.