Sofie Blom Jensen

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[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

JUDGE: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand?

MARIO:

JUDGE: it’s a fine

MARIO [sadly]: no itsa not

[Jake Roper @jakerawr]

@kevleeb You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends nose.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

And the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to...

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

it's tippe top time at Vsauce HQ

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

"check out this cool fortnight dance!"
*waltzes for two weeks straight*

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

"Bro, you want this pamphlet?"

"Brochure"

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

If you rearrange the letters in "inhaled swirl geometry" you can spell something really weird.

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

"Where did you come from?" I scream, my voice echoing through the wasteland. "Where did you go?"

Joe turns around. Where his eyes should be are slowly rotating tufts of cotton. He shambles toward me.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Classic

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

" ' 'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'
 -Wayne Gretzky'
    -Michael Scott"
      -Michael Stevens

[Signe Amtoft @SigneAmtoft]

Mit mål i livet er at opnå den coolness med hvilken folk i Barnaby tager nyheden om, at et menneske i deres landsby på ca 12 mennesker er blevet brutalt myrdet. “Can’t say I’m surprised”. Really, Bridget? REALLY?

[citizenhush’s old account - RIP @Hushisded]

How selective sampling works

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

every marker is a permanent marker if the past exists.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe.

[Nick Murray Willis @nmurraywillis]

Anyone else looking forward to the World Cup? (sound on!🔊) ⚽️⚽️🌍😂

[Joseph's Machines @josephsmachines]

How I go straight from dinner to cake. (This is the original video posted by it's original creator!)