aly

sometimes funny, often upsetting | “drinks well with others” | former politico | parody

[aly @blondebastic]

if you then you
don’t love don’t deserve
me at my me at my

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.

[aly @blondebastic]

perfect pool day with Rhysie 🥰

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The USA can still advance to the round of 8 if Mike Pence has the courage.

[aly @blondebastic]

most dominant American athlete of all time

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Joey Chestnut records

-76 hot dogs in 10 minutes
-182 chicken wings in 30 minutes
-141 hard boiled eggs in 8 minutes
-53 soft shell tacos in 10 minutes

Greatest athlete of all time.

[aly @blondebastic]

honestly rude

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mercury is in retrograde again.

[aly @blondebastic]

I love that he came out of wrestling retirement just to be bullied into getting a hair transplant

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Round 2 of FUE Treatement and this time I went all in for best possible results. Thank you @KenAndersonMD and the staff at Anderson Center for Hair for accompanying me on this journey!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

the worst part of the day is when you finish your coffee because its like. ok guess I’ll wait for tomorrow then

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[aly @blondebastic]

want

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip >>>

[aly @blondebastic]

The cost of a baby is insane… we pay
almost $19,000/year for daycare and roughly $5,000/year on formula ALONE. That doesn’t include diapers, wipes, clothes, doctors visits/meds, and just all the STUFF you need in order to keep your precious potato happy & healthy.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American mother says she can’t have a second kid, not because she doesn’t want one but because she can’t afford it

This mother bought one can of formula and one box of diapers. It was $92

“Who in the f*ck decided we could make diapers and formula, the 2 most needed things when you have a child, the most expensive things on this planet? These 3 things just costed me $92. Oh, you want me to start thinking about having a second kid? Simply how? How? I can't afford that. Abso-f*cking-lutely not”

I looked into this, over the last 10 years

- Diapers have increased 50%+ in price
- Baby Formula is up about 40%, sometimes way more if you want without seed oils
- A better brand can cost $52+ and only last about 5 days

We need to make having a baby much more affordable

[aly @blondebastic]

not everything needs a bunch of extra protein

[aly @blondebastic]

I get sad when I’m away from my son ☹️

[aly @blondebastic]

i wonder if crackheads have tried Gushers instead

[aly @blondebastic]

look at this guy

[aly @blondebastic]

bars

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[aly @blondebastic]

if @Brady_Erieau & I got matching tattoos 🥺

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Mom: "Only get a tattoo if it means something to you"

Me: