corpseinthewater

One minute they were having a wonderful time. And the next...🛥️🔥🦈

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@thedailyjaws My question is why was I not on the poster? I am the biggest star of the movie after all.

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My estranged I mean deranged brother came to visit. What a basket case. Happy Halloween everybody! 🦇👽🎃💀👻

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@EthelH_F13 He's looking at you Queen Fucktard

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Is someone having a barbeque? Oh wait...

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https://t.co/gRCSTsWVNO

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🥺

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45 years! And I'm still the greatest star in the world!

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I know it's been forever, but I'd like to wish you all a very Happy Memorial Day weekend. Now go get those summer dollars!

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The sexiest cave woman ever. RIP.

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@thedailyjaws

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Spotted this at the Amity Public Library.

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I had to go back to the house cause I forgot my gas can and flare gun and this idiot (ex-boyfriend) is waiting for me. Its gonna be a long night. HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!🎃👻🔪🩸

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@SelectWomanTaft I used to be pretty. Until I got burnt to a crisp.

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Just thought I'd stock up a few things.

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@HarrisonSmith85 Murgatroyd Pickleheimer

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@thedailyjaws 10

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@MadisonCarly26 Lube!

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@Petrina50528612 Nah. He's a meathead.

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Met the new neighbors. They're a loud bunch.