Amity Reporter (PARODY)

TV Reporter, Amity9News, Amity Island I like to look at clouds PARODY

[Frank Silva @amityfranksilva]

@joeybagovdonuts I'm glad Brody closed the beaches ..... @AmityReporter @HooperCCTV @AlexKintner3 @AmityPrankster @SelectWomanTaft

[Novangelus @MLandry70]

@AmityReporter Back home we got a rock collecting man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

We’ve got a team out there looking for that big rock as we speak.

[JB @pitdragon77]

NASA says meteorite that fell may be located in Cape Cod Bay https://t.co/xV78jdO8Jx

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

@jawscast75 Yes!

[Narrative - Asset Builder @BobBurnatt]

@AmityReporter @jerrythornton "Where do we keep the No Meteors signs ?"

[Frank Silva @amityfranksilva]

Thats not funny ..... @AmityReporter @SelectWomanTaft @HooperCCTV @AmityPrankster @AlexKintner3

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

@jerrythornton On Amity, our experts are worried about how those gamma rays might affect the local sea life around the island. We really don’t need super-aggressive or super-smart great whites in these waters. Not just as we’re kicking off June.

[Tarik Lucas @electtariklucas]

@AmityReporter @MichaelPageWx

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

@MichaelPageWx We have a guy who will find the meteorite and kill it for $10,000.

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

The meteorite passed over Amity before blowing up on Cape Cod.

[Michael Page @MichaelPageWx]

NEW: NASA has pinpointed where Saturday's meteorite likely landed — and says someone may actually be able to recover it.

Using weather radar data, NASA traced debris from the meteor that boomed across New England to a spot in Cape Cod Bay near:

📍41.87754 N, -70.35239 W

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

@JohnKincade @amyfadoolNBCS @ConnorThomas975 @975TheFanatic We still have one in Amity.

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

It’s surprising how often @realchiefbrody runs into this exact same situation in Amity. So many drivers on this island are missing a limb for some reason.

[New York Post @nypost]

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

Wait what

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Ultra-rare orca attack on surfer who was paddling in ocean as beast mistakes human for its prey https://t.co/hvWv4lLNIY

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

Oh boy. This won’t be good for business.
cc: @MayorLVaughn

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Summer of the shark? What experts say you need to know and expect this season in Mass. waters https://t.co/xrwWobcGQT

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

Did Ben Gardner get this?

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

Shark dies after multiple sightings across Rhode Island waters https://t.co/qgCu7PhM9f

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

cc: @MayorLVaughn

[Boston 25 News @boston25]

‘Just the beginning’: 1st great white shark of season confirmed off Massachusetts https://t.co/651K21Je6l

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

Looks like I’m going back to work!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

An 8-foot-10 juvenile great white shark named Nori has been traveling north along the East Coast, recently pinging a shark-tracking system off the shores of New Jersey and New York.

[travis lincoln @tlincoln3046]

@AmityReporter

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

So how’s summer shaping up? It’s looking good for Amity.

[Frank Silva @amityfranksilva]

@anxietymsgs Beaches were closed. @AmityReporter @SelectWomanTaft @HooperCCTV @AmityPrankster @AlecsKintner @MayorLVaughn