Capt. Quint

Official Quint account, Boat Captain, Certified Neck Valuation Expert, Navy Vet: USS Indianapolis, Parody, Founder of #OnlyFins

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@HooperInSharks Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

Greenland, huh? Bigger prize than any great white. I'll drag that ice sheet back to Amity myself if Trump don't.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

$10,000 or stay on welfare scrollin' the whole winter.
Too many captains on this app anyway. 🦈 #SmileYouSonOfABitch

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@TREV19a @AmityReporter You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain. Nobody even knows how long sharks live, maybe a few hundred years. I see one eat a friend of mine, baseball player...outta Cleveland.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@foxweather 25 ft you can tell by looking at the dorsal to the tail…

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@JeffKurr @SharkWeek You need a Lockheed Ventura to catch air jaws.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

Somebody or something ate my rocking chairs…

[The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws]

Thank you so much 😍

In less than 24 hrs, our #JAWS 50th Anniversary series podcast is ranking no. 36 in TV/Film…. (Dare we try for no. 1? 😬)

Listen here: https://t.co/05remLQKXK

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@Tim80151918 50 years ain’t nothing. Try being in the belly of a mechanical shark for 50 years and then get back to me.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

You rang?

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

I get mad other times than just March. #MarchMadness

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@HooperCCTV Uh wut?

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@HooperCCTV When I was a boy every kid wanted to be a rock star, now they all wanna be drone pilots Jeezus. H. Christmas.

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@6_ColumnGuy Gaming fish? Sting ray? Marlin?

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

@thedailyjaws Is this called a Pipit?

[Capt. Quint @quint_capt]

Finally came to yer senses Mr. Mayor. But imagine all you could get for $10,000?

[Mayor Larry Vaughn @MayorLVaughn]

We probably should’ve gave Quint the $3,000 bounty to let him find the large predator. I’m fairly certain we could’ve handle things from there.

#BeachesOpen

[Narragansett Beer @Gansettbeer]

Happy Fourth of July! If this post gets 10k likes we'll bring it back for the 250th anniversary next year.

We're proud to be an American-made beer made on honor, sold on merit.

#HiNeighbor #GansettBeer #NarragansettBeer #BeerPorn #July4

[Toby Metcalf @Toby_Metcalf]

Honor the man, crush the can.
#CrushItLikeQuint

[Harry Wiseman (parody) @HarryWiseman15]

10?

[Harry Wiseman (parody) @HarryWiseman15]

Cold, @realchiefbrody does not like the water.