Kayla Garfield

I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

The mountain is moving. The Avalanche is coming.

[terz @tvavs15]

BABE WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Fuck it put her on Mount Rushmore

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.

Dolly was a global cultural icon whose seven-decade career reached generations of fans. Beyond entertainment, Dolly leaves a significant philanthropic legacy through the Dollywood Foundation and Imagination Library, which has provided hundreds of millions of books to children worldwide.

At Nine-Two-Five tonight, we celebrate her and her legacy 💖

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"If you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
Me in the afternoon and at night:

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the only use I will be accepting for meta glasses from now on

[rageful @ragehrt]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Ore-Ida is releasing dinosaur-shaped tater tots to tap into the "cross-generational love of dinosaurs"

It features Tyrannosaurus rex, Triceratops, and Brontosaurus

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

I would be okay with paws being the last thing I see

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE AVS HAVE CLINCHED THE PRESIDENTS' TROPHY WITH THE BEST REGULAR SEASON RECORD 🔥

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Like this post, but don't touch it.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo heard that @NASA’s Artemis II crew is going to space! 🚀 Tell Mr. Moon that Elmo says hi! 🌕❤️

[Lydia Moynihan @LydiaMoynihan]

Strength.
Courage.
Leadership.

Vote Corgi 2028

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

First to 100. First to clinch.

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

THREE BIRD. 🦅🇺🇸

#WinterParalympics

[Jaesyun @jaesyun]

Me leaving the theater with that bucket

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

We have acquired Nazem Kadri and a 2027 fourth-round pick from the Calgary Flames in exchange for forward Victor Olofsson, the rights to unsigned draft pick Max Curran, a conditional 2028 first-round pick and a conditional 2027 second-round pick.