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8451st in line to the throne and professional fuckwit

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@ArsenalFC_fl @jamesbenge Bit embarrassing from Unai and his 5 captains fiasco....Referring to Holding as a player who grew up in our academy...... Holding actually spent 15 years at Bolton and made his Gunners Premier League debut just 2 weeks after he joined Arsenal.......

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@IRS_8 @faulky5 Question :Who can manage England and beat turd teams and then lose the first half decent team (albeit one that is ranked lower than us n has Lovren and a Leicester reject in their ranks) Answer :any fucker. SOUTHGATE OUT

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Big Sam would have got us to the final

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@Britts_7

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@JohnFiorentini @Cristiano @MexocFC @richreynolds19 @faulky5 @danielcausley @PaulRegan_ I am on the lookout for a new agent cos the the last one lost me a lucrative pay as you eat deal with Hula Hoops

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The current no.1 at the top of the hit parade. Lyrically, it is piss poor, but fortunately the horrendous music masks that. #fackindross.

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@MexocFC Think I have suffered minor women's whiplash, Lynne

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Saturday - 2hrs in the sun, today - peeling. Curse my baby soft skin, English rose complexion and rugged good looks.

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@woodythequizguy @TavernOTG Can we have a photie of the tarts that won please?

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Just seen a man sat in his garden in Birkenhead with a Hedwig Owl happily perched on his arm. I suspect he is a wizard

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P45 is in the post

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Just sent an email to a client saying, "it's all gravy". When used appropriately in modern parlance, that type of terminology is psick.

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Smith 1. Pizza Hut 0

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In correspondence, I gave just called, and this is a direct quote, "very sensible". Am gonna give a copy to my mum. She will be so proud.

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The Mersey smells like it ill-advisedly has been loading up on eggs today. Disappointing

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This is how a day off work should be spent. Loving Liverpool's finest wine bars.

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Have only just cleared my flat of a load of shite and the postman brings me a shit load of cards to make the place untidy again #gigoloprobs

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Film Review 5: Is there a better film than Bad Santa? Fack yes - Bad Santa 2. Its the dog's pipe.