Braxton Hunt

Offending you since 1993.

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@WCultureGaming one day later, 748 views and counting. Does ANYONE plan to play this?

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Also, Robbie Williams didn't even have the idea to be a chimpanzee, that was the director. Just saying. One of these films was made by an artist, but I again ask why THAT one keeps getting overlooked by ya... 👀

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Genuinely curious how many times @whatculture is gonna keep pushing that dumbass monkey movie as a "groundbreaking musical biopic" without acknowledging "Piece By Piece" came out in the same year...

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Yo, @PlayOverwatch. Are you ever going to fix the backfill system? I keep getting kicked for "inactivity" despite still being active in the (often less than) ten seconds after having just loaded into a match. A little frustrating to receive suspensions and penalties for this.

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Me, knowing @ryanarey can't ignore the hard G in "purgill" anymore

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Y'all, this is the third time I've tried to eat McDonald's in the last twelve years, and the third time that my body has reacted POORLY.

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A reminder that even space cops could shoot up half the galaxy and get off with qualified immunity.

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Kawaii-ley Cyrus

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Using the usb that came with my xbone to charge my ps4 controller. #HeckThePolice

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Hands down the most perplexing moment of my adult life was when a friend either accidentally, impulsively, or drunkenly sent me a booty pic.

To this day I still wonder if I was a'sposed to acknowledge those cheeks...

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Yo, they kept Doctor Fate hush hush AF, but that was definitely the hook that got me to bite 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Americans will eat a three pound salad with a half pound of ranch and call it a diet

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Ma, for the love of all things holy...

Stop vaguely describing a thing and asking (increasingly-frustrated) if I've heard of it. Just google that shit and forward the links 🤷🏿‍♂️

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To those of you making jokes that you'll just do anal now, I know a dude who fathered a butt baby. It can happen 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Like...dude's all upper-body. Leg work looks like shit. That's all I'm saying.

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I'm not trying to get aggro or anything, but I am 90% sure I could take on Tony the Tiger if I tried.

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@asstralnymph Pretty sure I just made that old-timey "ah-wooo-ga!" noise 😶

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Yo, @KarlSmallwood. How many times was the DBSuper manga spoiled for you today?

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Can somebody please give my boy Bruno a fucking HUG!? 😫 😭🪦

#MsMarvel

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Yo @DigitalExtremes. Gabi on Ceres keeps glitching out for xbone. If one person leaves squad early, everyone else gets "mission complete" with no rewards or affinity. It's happened to me like three times now. 😬