puddle of yonder meadow

soggy noggin

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

“when you were a kid did you ever sneak a lil drink of balsamic vinegar
? or eat a lil pinch of bacon bits?”

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

had a dream the other night where i started a twitter page called “untimely shit chronicles” where i would document the inconvenient & u guessed it - the untimely shits i had

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

@agentdalecooter this is a ride

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

it’s me

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

they were like “this bitch has tiny tits and is too damn smart”

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

my favorite bit is taking my eyes off the road

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

you telling me a lady fingered this tiramisu ????

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do you think the almond moms in this anthropologie know I’m free bleeding ?

[becca ☆ @girrlpuppy]

this is breathtaking

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

i truly miss the days when lamps were in their moment. they had the stage-
when lamps had glass bases with taxidermy quail in them, or the most ornate painting on their shade-
do you remember those days?

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

my greatest fear is being late for something & i face it every day 😤

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

“& i was like sorry baby i ain’t no fucking disney on ice”

- my friend talking about a little girl asking him to do tricks on his roller blades

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

there’s that mile marker in dating when you both passionately talk about how much better the metric system is

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

you’re in her dms
i am hiding in the public restroom after getting to too high
we’re not the same

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

so actually my mouth just began feeling fuzzy, like hairy and i don’t think i’ll be able to make it out tonight ! but have a great time !

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

just got told i “totally give off anemic vibes”

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

all good !

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

wet ass pussy in a spiritual sense

[puddle of yonder meadow @bloodynosebb]

ever notice how men over 30 just walk around with their mouths hanging open ?