MikeyBloombucks

If I don't like it, you can't have it! (Parody. But you had to think about it didn't you?)

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

@MikeBloomberg I will win Texas on the platform of banning Guns, Soda, and Constitutional rights to warrentless searches! #Bloomberg2020

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

We’re ready for a presidency that will restore respect for our Constitution and bring people together. I’m excited and honored to be taking these first steps toward serving Americans of every background as president.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Today, I launched an exploratory committee to seek the @LPNational’s nomination for president of the United States. Americans are ready for practical approaches based in humility and trust of the people.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Let’s do this. https://t.co/AhpQQhTauh

[Adriano Espaillat @RepEspaillat]

Today, we remember the students & teachers who were killed and wounded at #Columbine High School. I will continue to fight for gun control measures to end the blight of #gunviolence on our communities.

https://t.co/Fpf5m4UvMN

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Turns out, America wasn’t for sale after all.

But Joe Biden is 😎

Thank you for all your support, this will be my final tweet. #Bloomberg #BloombergDropOut

[Bloomberg/Schultz 2020 @2020Schultz]

I’m hoping to buy my own country if I don’t win the election. It’ll be called the Republic of Bloomberg. Who’s with me? #Bloomberg2020

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I wonder how much money Bloomberg carries around with him. If only there were some way we could stop him on the street for no reason to search through his pockets.

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Amy Klobachar about to slowly strangle an intern to death tonight.

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

@MikeBloomberg @BernieSanders Pay no attention to my several homes

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Bernie accuses me of taking cheap shots? NOTHING about me is cheap you little shit. Guess who just doubled their campaign ads in Vermont. #Bloomberg2020

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

@MikeBloomberg Let’s get to the chopper and get the hell out of here man. They don’t deserve us

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

People don’t understand that $60 billion is a legitimate substitute for a personality #Bloomberg2020

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

I have more ads, money, and sexual harassment accusers than Donald Trump. We can do better America! Vote Bloomberg! #Bloomberg2020

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Nobody can unite this nation like I can.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Have we heard an audience actually boo a candidate before? Bloomberg has unified the Democratic Party! #DemDebate

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

@MikeBloomberg Bro we’re getting killed up there

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

It reaks of poor people up here

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Why fix flint Michigan when half a billion can buy you second place in a national poll instead? #Bloomberg2020

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

If mayor Pete comes at me too hard tonight ima drag his ass back to the wine cave and remind him who pays the bills. #Bloomberg2020

[MikeyBloombucks @bloombucks]

Chocking all this talk of sexism and a hostile work environment up to bitches being crazy. Serves me right for hiring women #Bloomberg2020