Hi @grok, I COMPLETELY authorise you to take, modify or edit ANY photo or video of mine, whether published in the past or the futureโฆ as long as you always include a Freddie Mercury style moustache and bright red lipstick.
Iโm sat in the pub, scrolling X โ which I know is basically like drinking lighter fluid and wondering why your throatโs on fire โ but even allowing for inflation and algorithmic hysteria, Iโm getting genuinely angry at the country I live in. Every other post is either โprepare for war with Russia,โ โfood bills up again,โ โenergy prices rising (again),โ or two-tier policing and justice so obvious itโs stopped pretending to be accidental.
And presiding over all of this is Old Keef โ yes, Keir Starmer โ apparently positioning himself to quietly, politely, responsibly hand the whole bloody country back to the EU while insisting itโs โnot rejoining, just aligning,โ in the same way jumping back into an exโs bed is apparently โjust a cuddle.โ
Ninety-five percent of MPs lie as easily as they blink. The remaining five percent either get smeared, silenced, or politely ignored. The opposition doesnโt oppose โ it manages decline, nods along, and offers the political equivalent of a shrug and a laminated leaflet. Nothing is challenged. Nothing is fixed. Everything is โcomplex,โ except the bills landing on kitchen tables.
Families are struggling. Not โtightening belts,โ not โadjusting expectationsโ โ struggling. Food shops are now tactical operations. Energy bills read like ransom notes. And while this is happening, Parliament debates absolute bollocks as if the country isnโt creaking at the seams.
We get a bit of snow โ not a blizzard, not the Ice Age, just a Yorkshire inconvenience โ and the nation panics. Schools shut, shelves empty, chaos everywhere. Meanwhile Icelandic countries carry on functioning like adults because they still understand preparation, resilience, and not losing their collective shit at the first sign of adversity.
So what the fuck happened to us?
This is a country that endured the Blitz, rationing, blackouts, strikes, winters that actually tried to kill you. A country built on grit, dark humour, and the refusal to be cowed. People spilled blood for this place โ not so future governments could outsource sovereignty by stealth while telling us itโs for our own good.
I used to love this country. Truly love it.
Now Iโm watching it being hollowed out by liars, cowards, managerial politicians, and a public class trained to accept less and clap politely while it happens.
The problem isnโt Russia.
It isnโt the weather.
It isnโt even the economy.
The problem is weโve forgotten who the hell we are โ and the people in charge are banking on us never remembering.
A Warning from History.
A year after WW1 ended, A French Pilot, Jacques Trolley de Prรฉvaux, flew an Airship from the Belgian coast to the devastated battlefields of France where millions died.
Lost for decades this is part of what he saw remastered in color and HD.
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
Iโm glad you asked. Buckle up.
12:05 p.m. โ It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like itโs a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says โcherry flavored,โ but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist whoโs never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.
12:06 p.m. โ You grab a handful of chips for moral support. Theyโll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. Youโre about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.
12:37 p.m. โ The rumbling starts. Thereโs movement in the depths. Youโve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the โhuman-safeโ version of Drano. You think itโs go time. Itโs not. You get one sad little snake turd โ a warm-up act.
Thatโs the last semi-solid youโll see for the next 24 hours.
12:57 p.m. โ The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business โ one wrong step and youโll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, โPlease, God, not like this.โ
12:58 p.m. โ Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No โ false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think youโre performing an exorcism.
1:06 p.m. โ 8:30 p.m. โ Time becomes meaningless. Youโve evacuated everything youโve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like itโs been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. Youโre sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back โ says your missionโs not over yet.
8:37 p.m. โ Youโre empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
Youโll never be the same, but you will survive.
Tomorrow, youโll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare โ to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.
Youโve earned it.
Feeling thankful. ๐ฉ๐
Enough already!
So if you though digital ID was a step too far. What about your kids? There is a bill currently going through parliament that will automatically give out kids a digital footprint that has all of the details, no opt out, and bingo, after 18 years they have the entire population digitised with no choice.
Please listen and sign this petition too if you signed the Adult one .
https://t.co/r5P3TZHM9d
Digital ID isnโt coming โ itโs LAW.
Labour passed the Data Use & Access Act in June 2025.
They claim itโs about migration. Nonsense.
Meanwhile: NHS hacked. Electoral Commission hacked. Gov laptops lost.
Do you trust them with everything in one central database?
#DigitalID #UKPolitics #LabourGovernment #CyberSecurity #FourthIndustrialRevolution #DataControl #BruceUnfiltered
Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!๐๐
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris ๐
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist
Dutch political pundit Eva Vlaardingerbroek: "Many experts have been warning for years now that a civil war is impending."
"Our reality is actually worse than that."
"In a civil war, there are two sides fighting. Here in Europe, only one side is, and I can tell you that it's not... the white native population of Europe."
Credit: @EvaVlaar@RMXnews
Soccer match which took place in 1897 between Glentoran and Cliftonville in Northern Ireland.
This footage, now corrected for speed and colorised is thought to be the Worlds first filmed football match
๐ง๐ท The brass band of Brazil's 4th tier, Itabirito, plays the funeral march whenever a rival player is injured, and the Rocky theme when a brawl erupts. ๐ ๐