Horned & Horny Stag

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[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@auteurhouse Shrek 2 ?

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

Trying to gather some last Opinions – for an University Course – concerning #Fitzgender | #JamesFitzjames Trans/Non-Binary/Genderqueer Headcanons & Metas and the #TheTerror Fandom surrounding it !

https://t.co/BMxVeG6sQZ

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

GAMEFOUND NEED A FUCKING COMMENT DOWNVOTING OPTION !

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

Feeling weird because it's the Second Year Anniversary of my Mother committing Suicide.

Like at a totally expected and manageable level, but still man

[The Final Val🦊 @ThePartySparkle]

Fate conspires against James and his wishes. First Francis is too drunk to be any good, and then James’ body is actively disintegrating 😔 rip

[NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴& @the_corvidae]

my friend kept making “kill yourself”/“I’m killing myself” jokes in public instinctively without thinking and needed a suitable replacement so the one I immediately came up with off the dome was “walk the plank” and it is ten times funnier

[Local Meteorologist @cirr0stratus]

do not ask this of me

[Phil, in his age of sail era @brainyraccoons]

✨FLASH COMMISSIONS!!✨

I needed emergency new glasses, unfortunately with my poor eyesight (-6.0 + astigmatism... 😭) it was an unplanned £180...

I'm offering 2 commissions at a flat rate of £75 to recuperate the costs!! Any help would be fantastic🙏 #TheTerror #Fitzier

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@ThePartySparkle You should go for it !
(If it isn't just unwanted stress)

[gina hendry ✸ @sokolyat]

Francis Rawdog Moira Crozier #theterror

[gina hendry ✸ @sokolyat]

lil crozier sketch

[hashtag jamesfitzjames @miztetra]

pure/honey #theterror

[meiq(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠) @winteursbirdd]

missing them a little extra today😔😔😔😔

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@ty_ghtestpussy I always read it more like
"We made it to land !
... now only ~750 miles to go, oh god. 🥴"

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@laissezferre_ Still not over how James suspenders are down.
Like we see others wear them both under and over their ganseys, he could have just pulled them up, but he just completely forgot about them.

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@mapurlsyrup That's very kind !

But I managed to find the Ring !
It managed to land in the fucking Power Strip 😅

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

Just got @mapurlsyrup lovely Charms !
They confused me for a moment, before I realised Francis is attached on the wrong side ^^

[honk ´ཀ`🩸.ೃ࿔🫀༘⋆ @LESB0TAC0N]

miss fitzjames and mr crozier

[Horned & Horny Stag @blooody_moon]

@mapurlsyrup It's okay !

I used my normal Plier.
I fixed one but of course for the other one Ring decided to fell down my Desk and disappeared into the Aether 😭

But I probably should get myself some jewellery pliers anyway to not leave small marks on the metal