Jess Keating

Gets people. Gets workplaces. Helps you get them too.

[mlb kiwi 🫵🖐️😛🤚 @mlbkiwi]

This is brilliant: David Seymour roasted on a spit by an education professional of 50 years #nzpol .

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@CharlotteRyanNZ Jane’s Addiction… Ritual de lo Habitual blew my mind. Felt very cool and rebellious being into them. Would drop it into conversation apropos of nothing and relish the (imagined) kudos. 😂

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@RyanSproull 😢💔

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@johnnycleaver @rarchbarch The cousin almost made me give up. Painful...

[Helen @phyllisofickle]

@David_Cormack Reduced cream has no other use according to Wikipedia

[NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi @nztamain]

Did your merging get you a spot on Santa's nice list? Or on his naughty one? We’ve been watching Wellington, Auckland, and Tauranga for the best (and worst) merges. Did your efforts earn Merge of the Month?

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

A short story about decisions.

[Jess Keating @bloore]

It’s the same day, David.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

It’s all you have to do…

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@NanaJ9 @kiwiana10 @David_Cormack Same.

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@Judgenudge Only if you don't say that you're humbled ...

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@sachajudd Joe was just asking the other day if there were driverless cars... I said I don't think they're used by members of the public yet - I shall have to eat my words!

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@sachajudd @avon @shock 😱

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Being trapped at Burning Man seems almost as bad as being trapped in a conversation with someone who went to Burning Man

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@tashmahal 17 year old me having a moment. So much love for this album.

[James Keating @keatingcomedy]

ChatPGT

[Indira Stewart @Indiratweets]

“The most I worked was 40 to 50 hours in a school week. I work to support my family with bills and groceries.” - These are the stories NZ's record low-attendance rates don't tell.
Multiple brave & resilient students shared their stories with us @NZQandA
https://t.co/kfWwlCTh2Y

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@annabellisimo I thought of you re this story.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/1jcYgfXlId

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@sachajudd Ugh. A modern day Vanity Fair.

[Jess Keating @bloore]

@ILOVETHEHAWK https://t.co/VJI9qHJ3uZ am sure someone in this great biz could help.