epikfail

follow for vicarious original thoughts
refer to me by name only

[epikfail @blormpoepicfail]

how do you pin a tweet

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Beating off in a Dracula costume just to tell people I am monsterbating. Also, I'm very lonely.

[epikfail @blormpoepicfail]

@SUFFERlNGLEAVES the schwa

[ant @persistantz]

you there scrolling past my tweet, who are you? what's your business here? oh let me guess, another one of those "Trick or Treaters". just take this 🍬 and beat it! keep scrolling! fuck.

[epikfail @blormpoepicfail]

@CaffeineAndC4 i agree with what you said it makes me feel like they think matt and edd are "too good" to do that

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars

[Caroline ☢ @Caroline69vd]

Some of y'all wake up and the first thing y'all do is listen to an album called "Fag Patrol" by a band called "Xiu Xiu" and then wonder why nobody loves y'all

[Richard Biggles @THECHARD67]

Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle

[yecnalc @yecnalc]

I lowkey know everything but no one asks

[jadecerealepic7 @jadecerealepic7]

me on my way to didy butt poop fart wiener tit

[kitcature ⋆˚࿔ #YELLOWJACKETS4 #UNTITLEDSAW @1tiraamisuu]

White people on spaghetti night

[pris @pwiscila]

How today has felt

[epikfail @blormpoepicfail]

@jjoeycat47 oh yeah i'm also sitting on a personality disorder (npd) so i knows how it be, just glad to help at all

[epikfail @blormpoepicfail]

@jjoeycat47 that could be dissociation straight up but i know not much about that admittedly so i'm rooting for you in your quest for answers

[Mark @markiplier]

#bootyhadmelike

[JOLLY Jacob @_J4C00B]

When im jerking off to PRIME forsaken foot porn but i couldnt find tissues so i use str8 paper and i get a paper cut on my cock

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

i look exactly like this

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

yes i am against all forms of irrational thought, all forms of mysticism, and the concept of tradition as a whole. all knowledge should be based on rational inquiry and critical reasoning that is always subject to further criticism in the attempt to get further towards truth.