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where they at tho (where they at tho)

[🗡🇵🇸 @aliadeles]

he was GAGGINGGGG

[greg(arious) ♒️ @hoodoosocialist]

scheduled a dentist appointment and guess what the only available date was?

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

holy moly me oh my
I love woke and DEI

[Andrew Cunningham @cunninghamUTDR]

Drank the toronto deltarune special now my piss smells like galvanized steel

[Youreender @youreender]

Awkwafina on the plague

“whatchu talm bout they sick chile”

[cat @catbunnyswift]

witches can be right, giants can be good, you decide what’s right, you decide what’s good

[Sal ʕ •ᴥ•ʔゝ☆ @linkshusband7]

Imagine being ganondorf and dying and link does a back flip off of the sword in ur chest I'd be mad asf

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Another successful cold email

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[nice brian @brocarthy]

saw the odyssey! my fav part was when matt damon ate that cheese from cyclops and said it was "pretty good"

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[ella (they/them) @elsthoughthrs]

spiderman spoilers

i’m rewatching it rn and i can’t get over the scene where they give him autism and bad bunny starts playing. they cooked so hard

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Thank you for your email. I have eaten the lotus flowers and am unlikely to respond

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

A cocky teenage Latina who was a duck just destroyed my fragile ego with a single look

[Leonid @politbureaucrat]

*Donald Trump voice* Doctor Alphys, the great Doctor Alphys

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[m @blowlinst]

got base camped the first 45 seconds of a match. disconnected so that no one else gets to have fun. taking the L. #splatoon3